A Topical Joke

[Davey]

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the Merrill Lynch office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful midnight blue Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs Lee the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Londoner looks down in horror ."F***ING HELL !" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex??..."

[Pugwash]

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Londoner looks down in horror ."F***ING HELL !" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex??..."

It's ok, it's on your left arm.

ps. this joke was originally about lawyers and makes more sense that way as wouldn't the policeman also be a londoner? Also, how did he dial the police with only one hand? All these questions, and we need answers, damnit!

[KB]

Puggy Puggy Puggy............................Jokes are like Movies................anythings possible.

I laughed

Ken

[Pugwash]

Puggy Puggy Puggy............................Jokes are like Movies................anythings possible.

Yes, and picking them apart is equally funny.

[cornerstone]

It could have been a lot worse for him.....Lapis Blue costs a grand more than Midnight Blue models

(Don't ask)

[Johnkaz]

He should have joined RWG. Another Rolex no bother £150.

Cheers Johnkaz.

[wheaton26]

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the Merrill Lynch office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful midnight blue Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs Lee the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Londoner looks down in horror ."F***ING HELL !" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex??..."

chowder!