Everythingape Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The sister replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars..........but realistically.........we're living with two Sluts and a Queer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 So I suspose you don't get to hear many new jokes when you are out at sea a lot do you? Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Au contraire, dear Kenberg, this was new to me! ..damned scottish trawlers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marrickvilleboy Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 hahaah good call Ken.... sorry Everythingape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 This reminds me of the other one ... A man in a bar goes up to a woman and says "Would you sleep with me for a million euros?" and she looks him up and down and replies "Ok." He repiles "So, how about for five euros?" She stares at him and says "Just what do you think I am!" "Oh," comes the answer, "We've already established that and now we're merely negotiating the price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoTone Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Oldie but goodie EA... TT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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