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Let's see. Hitler, Stalin, or maybe Tony Soprano? Good quote anywho!

Non of them but i can well belive Big Tony saying it, Cant wait for series 7!

It was actualy a canadian writer called Yeaves Lavaigne as a title for a book about a type of bikers.

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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

"... she turned me into a newt.... I got better"

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Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Doris M. Smith

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -Albert Einstein

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Some atheist quotes I like bringing up when in a religious discussion (Because arguing is futile):

"I don't see any god up here."

-Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin- ..speaking from orbit, 1961.

"Walk with those seeking Truth. Run from those who think they've found it."

-Deepak Chopra-

"If you believe in the existence of fairies at the bottom of the garden you are deemed fit for the bin. If you believe in parthenogenesis, ascension, transubstantiation and all the rest of it you are deemed fit to govern the country."

-Jonathan Meades-

"I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' 'No,' said the priest, 'not if you did not know.' 'Then why,' asked the Eskimo earnestly, 'did you tell me?' "

-Annie Dillard- Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974

One for our scottish friends:

"In Glasgow an atheist is someone who goes to a Celtic v Rangers match to enjoy the football."

-Ian Proud- in the Times Question and Answer column, June 2003.

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What we've got here is failure to communicate! Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it, well, he gets it. I don't like this anymore than you do! The BOSS MAN from 'Cool Hand Luke'.

Shakin the bushes boss!!!

Love that line.

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@Everythingape: Great website. That really makes you think. Reminds me of a great Billy joel Song:

Come out Virginia, don't let me me wait

You Catholic girls start much too late

But sooner or later it comes down to fate

I might as well be the one

They showed you a statue and told you to pray

They built you a temple and locked you away

But they never told you the price that you pay

For things that you might have done...

Only the good die young

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd

We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud

We might be laughing a bit too loud

But that never hurt no one

Come on Virginia show me a sign

Send up a signal I'll throw you the line

The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind

Never lets in the sun

And only the good die young

You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation

You got a brand new soul

And a cross of gold

But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information

You didn't count on me

When you were counting on your rosary

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait

Some say it's better but I say it ain't

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

Sinners are much more fun...

And only the good die young

You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation

She never cared for me

But did she ever say a prayer for me?

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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

@section8

Yours is my favorite so far :thumbsupsmileyanim: and its funny too :lol:

Another one from the same film:

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. :rolleyes:

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@section8

Yours is my favorite so far :thumbsupsmileyanim: and its funny too :lol:

Another one from the same film:

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. :rolleyes:

That entire movie has some of the funniest lines ever uttered in any movie. You can go on an on with these. One of my favorite scenes in the movie was started when this line was spoken. "None Shall Pass!"

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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Followed by...

"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you"

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"Life Is Like a Box Of Chocolates... You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!"

"Even a blind pig finds an occaisonal truffle"

"You can glue wings to pigs but that don't mean they will soar like eagles"

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That entire movie has some of the funniest lines ever uttered in any movie. You can go on an on with these. One of my favorite scenes in the movie was started when this line was spoken. "None Shall Pass!"

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! "

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