ekhunter Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 "If I can just somehow make it through this day, I will never, ever, drink that much again." Yours Truly. An unfortunate side note is that this has been said on more than one occasion. Who Dat? ---- Da Bears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Three can keep a secret if two are dead! Any one know who said that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekhunter Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Three can keep a secret if two are dead! Any one know who said that? Let's see. Hitler, Stalin, or maybe Tony Soprano? Good quote anywho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Let's see. Hitler, Stalin, or maybe Tony Soprano? Good quote anywho! Non of them but i can well belive Big Tony saying it, Cant wait for series 7! It was actualy a canadian writer called Yeaves Lavaigne as a title for a book about a type of bikers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddhead Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! "... she turned me into a newt.... I got better" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkerouac Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. Jonathan Swift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Can't remember who but: If I try 100 times and fail I am not a failure. I have successfully found 100 ways that don't work. And my personal favorite: I always tell the truth.............Even when I lie. Tony Montana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMWrolex Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Can't remember who but: If I try 100 times and fail I am not a failure. I have successfully found 100 ways that don't work. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Admin A. Edison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swdivad Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Life is short... Time is luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 "The more I practice, the luckier I get" - Gary Player "If I can't win, I won't play" - Carl Fogarty "Well, I really think he shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all." - Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) on George Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values. Don't ask me who. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekhunter Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 What we've got here is failure to communicate! Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it, well, he gets it. I don't like this anymore than you do! The BOSS MAN from 'Cool Hand Luke'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddhead Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith Doris M. Smith Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Some atheist quotes I like bringing up when in a religious discussion (Because arguing is futile): "I don't see any god up here." -Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin- ..speaking from orbit, 1961. "Walk with those seeking Truth. Run from those who think they've found it." -Deepak Chopra- "If you believe in the existence of fairies at the bottom of the garden you are deemed fit for the bin. If you believe in parthenogenesis, ascension, transubstantiation and all the rest of it you are deemed fit to govern the country." -Jonathan Meades- "I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' 'No,' said the priest, 'not if you did not know.' 'Then why,' asked the Eskimo earnestly, 'did you tell me?' " -Annie Dillard- Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974 One for our scottish friends: "In Glasgow an atheist is someone who goes to a Celtic v Rangers match to enjoy the football." -Ian Proud- in the Times Question and Answer column, June 2003. -Source- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 What we've got here is failure to communicate! Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it, well, he gets it. I don't like this anymore than you do! The BOSS MAN from 'Cool Hand Luke'. Shakin the bushes boss!!! Love that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 @Everythingape: Great website. That really makes you think. Reminds me of a great Billy joel Song: Come out Virginia, don't let me me wait You Catholic girls start much too late But sooner or later it comes down to fate I might as well be the one They showed you a statue and told you to pray They built you a temple and locked you away But they never told you the price that you pay For things that you might have done... Only the good die young You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud We might be laughing a bit too loud But that never hurt no one Come on Virginia show me a sign Send up a signal I'll throw you the line The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind Never lets in the sun And only the good die young You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation You got a brand new soul And a cross of gold But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information You didn't count on me When you were counting on your rosary They say there's a heaven for those who will wait Some say it's better but I say it ain't I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints Sinners are much more fun... And only the good die young You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation She never cared for me But did she ever say a prayer for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekhunter Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 "I can find no sign, in a woman's heart" Will Greer in 'Jeremiah Johnson' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted January 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! @section8 Yours is my favorite so far and its funny too Another one from the same film: French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekhunter Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 @section8 Yours is my favorite so far and its funny too Another one from the same film: French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. That entire movie has some of the funniest lines ever uttered in any movie. You can go on an on with these. One of my favorite scenes in the movie was started when this line was spoken. "None Shall Pass!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddhead Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! Followed by... "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 "Life Is Like a Box Of Chocolates... You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!" "Even a blind pig finds an occaisonal truffle" "You can glue wings to pigs but that don't mean they will soar like eagles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddhead Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 That entire movie has some of the funniest lines ever uttered in any movie. You can go on an on with these. One of my favorite scenes in the movie was started when this line was spoken. "None Shall Pass!" "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollux1 Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 "Dwell not within the depths of reality, but rather dream, dream my child and conquer the world!" Pollux1, 25/01/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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