jjajh Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 Pierre and Marie were in Love Pierre was a famous fighter pilot Marie was a young and beautiful ballet dancer One Sunday afternoon they go for a picnic along the Seine Marie, feeling amorous, asks Pierre to kiss her Pierre reaches into the picnic basket and pulls out a bottle of merlot And pours the wine on Marie's lips as he kisses her Marie asks "Why did you do that Pierre" to which he responds... "I am Pierre the fighter pilot and I must have red wine when I kiss red lips" As they continue to kiss, Marie becomes more aroused and whispers into Pierre's ear "Kiss my breasts...my Pierre" to which he reaches into the picnic basket amd pulls out a bottle of white wine Which he then pours all over Marie's breasts as he starts kissing them Marie again asks "Why did you do that Pierre" to which he responds... "I am Pierre the fighter pilot and I must have white wine with delicate meat" Not to long after, Marie now feeling very aroused, whispers to Pierre "Oh Pierre kiss me lower....lower....lower" Pierre again reaches into the picnic basket and pulls out a bottle of cognac Pours it on Marie's lap, takes his lighter and sets Marie's crotch on fire Marie screams, rushes into the Seine to douse the flames, and demands to Know why Pierre would do this horrible thing, to which Pierre responds... "I am Pierre the fighter pilot and when I go down I go down in flames" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psda Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 By the way: Pierre Curie died exactly one hundred years ago, on April 19. He discovered the piezoelectric effect that is still being used in quartz watches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 So where did the Ruby Murray get involved. Or was that the next days ring sting!! It's a cultural thing. Cheers Johnkaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 "I am Pierre the fighter pilot and when I go down I go down in flames" Is this pilot a relative of mine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Or was that the next days ring sting!! That's the reason you keep a roll of toilet paper in the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hok Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 (edited) nice! sorry for the teutonic, but relating, and one of my favorite jokes, hope some can enjoy. Goebbels und Götz von Berlichingen treffen sich im Jenseits. Die beiden stellen sich einander vor: -"Götz von Berlichingen, der Ritter mit der eisernen Faust." -"Joseph Goebbels, der Mann mit der feurigen Zunge." -"Trotzdem!" Edited April 23, 2006 by Hok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 nice! sorry for the teutonic, but one of my favorite jokes, relating, hope some can enjoy. Goebbels und Götz von Berlichingen treffen sich im Jenseits. Die beiden stellen sich einander vor: -"Götz von Berlichingen, der Ritter mit der eisernen Faust." -"Joseph Goebbels, der Mann mit der feurigen Zunge." -"trotzdem!" For non germans......... Goebbels and Götz of Berlichingen meet in the other world. The two introduce themselves to each other: - “Götz of Berlichingen, the knight with the iron fist.” - “Joseph Goebbels, the man with the fiery tongue.” - “nevertheless!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hok Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 (edited) For non germans......... Goebbels and Götz of Berlichingen meet in the other world. The two introduce themselves to each other: - “Götz of Berlichingen, the knight with the iron fist.” - “Joseph Goebbels, the man with the fiery tongue.” - “nevertheless!” well probably hard to understand for non-germans: goebbels: notorious german Propaganda Minister during WWII berlichingen: very famously related to the first quote in german literature telling someone to "lick my ass" Edited April 23, 2006 by Hok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 I think we ALL know who Goebbels was....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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