Nanuq Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 It's official, this winter we received 680 inches of snow. That works out to 56 feet and 8 inches. Here's what 56 feet of snow looks like... no kidding, this picture is straight from the camera: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 56 feet and 8 inches Now thats a lot of snow.....no wonder Norwegians love Alaska BTW we are now having lovely spring weather her in southern Norway the days are getting much longer and at low altitude snow is gone almost everywhere close to the coast (save places that are perpetually in the shade) g. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Wow! Really short telephone poles in Alaska. What's wrong with you people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Safety regulations, the linesmen refuse to climb to any great heights so they have poles that can be worked on from the ground Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 I see... I thought that maybe it was because the people were really short. Hey, do I get a sign yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshore Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Hey, do I get a sign yet? Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 no kidding, this picture is straight from the camera: You could have hung a rollie or pannie from the telephone pole to authenticate the picture....not that we don't trust you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 @Ryy...here's a sign reflecting on your years of experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 you left out ejaculating and taking a poo, jjajh. also, i don't look as good as the guy in the pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkerouac Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 The picture Jjah posted is actually of me. The amazing thing is, as long as I wear a Pan, I can still pick up the chicks. But I'm having trouble remembering what to do once I get them. Can somebody help me out here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Most women have two buttons on either side of the upper part of their case. You can set them by carefully turning one or both clockwise and counter-clockwise until you sense a bit of resistance. There is usually an opening somewhat below this with an aperture into which you should insert your own winding stem - presuming you possess one. This should be vigorously pushed in and out until her mainspring is fully wound and released. Be careful not to strip any gears while performing this operation: this part of a woman's mechanism is quite delicate and sensitive to mishandling or abuse. Other than a bit of lubrification, this should be all you need to ensure a number of years of pleasure and satisfaction with your piece. Unless of course you get tired of it and decide to move on to another model. Other than considerations of time and money, nothing prevents the serious collector from having as many different ones as he desires. Hope this helps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Why, thank you, jf! Just follow those simple instructions and you'll soon have a collection that many will envy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 680 inches, you say? sounds like someone's in deeeep s*** or is there something here i'm not getting? you say we've gone off-topic, Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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