Edge Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Posted May 19, 2006 One phrase that I've adopted is "THAT'S PLENTY"!! I use it all the time now. It's the perfect repost to when you're being bored shiteless!!! "How 'Bout Naw!!"
Edge Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Posted May 19, 2006 Ma favrit hus tae be..... Thu Icey van sketch.... "Gies a swatch ey yer *****" "Aye awrite".......... HAHAHAHAHA!!!! thay twa wee laddies haein a swatch a that mingin thing, an stannin parylised fur a good few oors lol. Braw!!
jonthebhoy Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 Boaby - "Here come the two fat bastards" Jack - "Aye Boaby, it's awe they sandwiches yer wife gees us everytime we [censored] her!" JTB
jonthebhoy Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 "Dear Jack and Victor My husband and I have been together for 67 years. Lately, I’ve been feeling he isn’t as interested in…well, the finer things in life. What do you suggest we do to kick-start the old fire and water? Regards, Muriel." Dear Muriel You have to face facts, pet. There comes a time in your life when pish is the only perfume. Try wearing only one duffel coat when you go to bed. That should arouse the old boy. Sorted. JTB
cornerstone Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 Funny, funny, funny stuff! Brings it back - LOL! One of my favourite moments was in the last series with Naveed in the playground: "You dirty bastard!" Me and the missus were saying that for months. At the moment we're amusing ourselves by taking the [censored] out of Balamory (since it's on the DVD player eight million time a day)
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