Guest Tax Man Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Soooo...this is the place we've received an anonymous tip about last night. Looks like a free harbor for a lot of money. So, son, have you paid your taxes lately? No, I didn't think so. Guess I'll have to start collectig taxes of all these illegal money. I've added my sign at the top of the page, so feel free to came pay me a visit. Maybe a small gift might ease up on your taxes Don't worry. I'll only tax you once a week The Tax Man RWG IRS Team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yodaddynukka Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 i havent paid taxes since 2001. oops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jraines87 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Soooo...this is the place we've received an anonymous tip about last night. Looks like a free harbor for a lot of money. So, son, have you paid your taxes lately? No, I didn't think so. Guess I'll have to start collectig taxes of all these illegal money. I've added my sign at the top of the page, so feel free to came pay me a visit. Maybe a small gift might eas up on your taxes The Tax Man RWG IRS Team Well, we knew it had to happen sooner or later... We all know that only two things are guaranteed in life Death & Taxes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Thank God for the taxman without taxes Norway would be like Monaco but what is he doing on a replica site...? here we do all we can to avoid tax etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy697 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Frickin taxes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilboBaggins Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Frickin taxes!! Jeeze...nearly had a grand...been screwed by the TaxMan! Anyone tried to bribe him yet? Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jraines87 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Don't think I have enough to even buy him lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitmic Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 You see... I am Swedish, and we DON'T pay our taxes by ourselves. It's done by the company you work for. Automatically... What shall I do next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy697 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I lost $70. Not so bad. I also won a free pass for next time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Absentia Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I wonder what he'll do with the money. Build a freeway from "General Discussion" to "Watch Dealers"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilboBaggins Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I lost $70. Not so bad. I also won a free pass for next time around. Hey whats the deal with that free pass thing? Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
By-Tor Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 (edited) The tax man can't get his hands into my money because I have already made some arrangements with certain Swiss banks. And I only communicate with IRS people through my lawyer Vitriolli Corleone and his Family. Sorry. Edit: Damn, he already taxed me. I guess I have to call my "financial adviser" Luca Brasi. I'm sure he'll take care of this matter for me. Edited May 11, 2006 by By-Tor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy697 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Hey whats the deal with that free pass thing? Jon Go into the tax center and there is a pick a number thing and if you pick the right number you win!! Give it a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jraines87 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I guess I picked the wrong number earlier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadog13 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 TAX - SUX (sucks)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy697 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Ya if you win then it states that you are safe for next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Bloody h***, he even taxed me.... What is this forum coming to.... Wonder if he can get to my money in the bank....*going to the bank* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilboBaggins Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Ya if you win then it states that you are safe for next time. Damm lost! Maybe next week. Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy697 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Bloody h***, he even taxed me.... What is this forum coming to.... Wonder if he can get to my money in the bank....*going to the bank* He got some of my money in the bank!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Guess I'll be opening a SWISS bank next then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilboBaggins Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Guess I'll be opening a SWISS bank next then lol...now thats a link we need Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Well, at the very least, we can open up some cheap offshore bank.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeroy697 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Ya these "regular" banks just are not cutting it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilboBaggins Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Well, at the very least, we can open up some cheap offshore bank.... Which could be slightly dodgy??? i.e money going missing...bank robbers?? lol...will be interesting. Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
got-it Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Son of a...my hard earned money!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.