Victoria Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 My good God, this forum has been down today. Boooooring. Guns, Watches, Religion, Maps. It's like a geek convention at the Marriott. We touched on horoscopes, star signs, and the like on another thread. This time, it's Adam Sandler's turn to make us guffaw at ourselves. See if you recognise yourself, in your star sign below! Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a [censored]ing jerk. Pisces (Feb 22 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but [censored]-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a [censored]. Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. [*g*] Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a [censored]. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.> Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother[censored]ers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. [Totally nailed me!] Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your [censored]-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while [censored]ing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-[censored]. Most Scorpios are murdered. :lol: Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a wreckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of [censored]. Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshore Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Hmmm, I'm a Pisces, you may have just got me in one! Suggest you read forum rule #7 Or Good thing it's in humour Offshore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted September 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Hmmm, I'm a Pisces, you may have just got me in one! Suggest you read forum rule #7 Or Good thing it's in humour Offshore You are a [censored], Offshore!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllergyDoc Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 I am NOT on welfare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 I'm kind of scared to admit that I'm a Leo now Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannab Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 great post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Thats why everyone hates me spending money on reps I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guanaco Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 (edited) Holy [censored]! I'm Aquarius and that thing totally nailed me on "You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal." however I'm NOT a jerk, am I? Edited October 5, 2007 by guanaco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted October 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Holy [censored]! I'm Aquarius and that thing totally nailed me on "You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal." however I'm NOT a jerk, am I? Guanaco, how you can you be a "progressive" and be a Republican?!?! (Yeah, I have an pachydermal memory) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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