FxrAndy Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRasta Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 LOL!!!! Well said my friend...well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubiquitous Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 ROFL... Hence proving that one's priorities in life should always be considered (and reconsidered) from time to time and adjusted when necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronoluvvv Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 ain't that the truth ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docdoc Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 sOO funny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 I love this one. Read it a while back and forwarded it to everyone I knew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Here's to the Cubs winning the World Series, and big tits!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolfire Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 ROTFLMAO!!! No, i'm sure with some real, BIG knockers, you'll finally find the gal of your dreams... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Very good, LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarini Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Muahahahah right on m8 right on! Laz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I can't take the credit for that toast, it was first delivered by James Belushi in the movie Filofax (also released as Taking Care of Business) Awesome movie, awesome line, and awesome reaction from Gates McFadden's character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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