Emmzy Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 The most famous egg...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmzy Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Or, my favourite........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 What do chickens grow on? Eggplants...............err Boom Boom Mind you to get chicks the eggplants have to be planted in... chick-ago Yeah I was just leaving Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Have a nice cup of RWG eggnog and relax, Ken.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 And some light reading to relax with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty Lewis Human Resources Director December 2nd TO: ALL EMPLOYEES In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung. Happy Holidays to you and your family. Patty Lewis Human Resources Director December 3rd TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate this request, but don't forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore. In addition, forget about the gifts exchange-- no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money. Patty Lewis Human Researchers Director December 7th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men; each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. Happy now? Patty Lewis Human Racehorses Director December 9th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES People, people -- nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red suit." Patty Lewis Human Ratraces December 10th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Vegetarians -- I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold this party at Luigi's Open Pit whether you like it or not. You can just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right now... Ha! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me? The Bitch from Hell December 14th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Terri Bishop Acting Human Resources Director Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmzy Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 (edited) I'd just like to point out that... Oops, wrong thread, sorry Edited December 13, 2007 by Emmzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 I'd just like to point out that... Oops, wrong thread, sorry Don't worry - these sort of mistakes happen all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmzy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 This thread might die if I don't post this...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 This thread might die if I don't post this...... Naaa doupt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 This thread might die if I don't post this...... Why can't people stay On Topic in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 There was a topic??????????? what was it ? have i missed some thing in the last 66 pages?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Officially the topic is not to post. Unofficially the topic is.............why? Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Why? Because. Now please stop egging them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 But that is eggsactly the question Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Why because? Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 But that is eggsactly the question Why? I always thought I was a pretty hard-boiled guy, but you're cracking me up, Andy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dont crack up on me man it was only a Yoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmzy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 You need a thick shell to understand what this is cracked up to be. I''ll get my coat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Dont crack up on me man it was only a Yoke Thanks...it's just that sometimes I get the feeling that I just don't fit in here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Taxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Yeff Fur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 eggsactly where do you find these shots RY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 I just sort of hatch them, if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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