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TwoTone

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Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm

patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're

supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."

The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

:bleh:

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so

pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it

won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the

pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local

paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid

of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby

convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following

headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid

of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the

paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the

donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day

the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

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