TwoTone Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jimmytim Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Did he use the 24hour pack or 16hour pack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 That one gets a ... Boom Boom Crash Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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