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The categories seem a bit limiting for day-to-day living though? Just some off the top of my head that seem quite popular: - Diving under an offshore oil rig but you don't want your dive buddy to get the wrong idea, you like him, but you're not dressing to impress him watch - Co-piloting a bomber and you want to calculate fuel consumption and all the electronic equipment has failed, and nobody has a calculator or phone, and you're also the only person since the 1950s that can remember how a slide rule works watch. - Timing how long it takes Blofeld to explain how he's going to kill you and escape watch - Goddamit, this is an emergency, can a single person in this room tell me the current phase of the moon NOW watch - The 'I dress like a lady on weekends' watch (Doxa Sub 300T, obviously)

Early data* suggests an increased proclivity to buy watches. Possibly also bikes. *sample size: 1

Neon green dial on the watch I hope? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

For the record I love that watch, I was just winding up Nanuq....who is famously delicate. Think of him as the Alaskan Niles out of Frasier, but with a bit more ballet in him. I've never been to Alaska, but it's the vibe I get - all pinky fingers in the air when wrestling bears.* Sinn U1 - got one, yes. 👌 A rep obviously, so I'd probably drown at 2m, but I'd be thinking of a VERY stern email to Trusty in my final moments. Breitling Navtimer for selling the idea of having a slide rule on your watch and that owners might also have the ambition to get laid. Octopussy Seiko Digital Quarz for Blofeld. (1) Get to say Octopussy a lot (2) Very accurate until the battery dies (3) See Breitling Navtimer for sex appeal. Patek Philippe ref 1518 Moonphase - well worth the millions when a sky isn't easily available to you and you're in a hurry. Dress as a lady on weekends watch? I think the theory is good that it would probably over-compensate, something super masculine? I'd nominate the Omega Railmaster XXL for being so gigantic that a shop assistant once helped me out thinking I was visually impaired and it was some kind of disabled watch. 🤦‍♂️ *Remembering that the scripts of Frasier are literally a written compendium of 15,000 come backs. RIP.

Tremendous. Just when I thought I had my bases covered with 422 reps, I realise I’m an amateur with simply nothing to wear. I need to get to my TD. For the Oil rig dives, I think a Sinn U1 would be appropriate. Co piloting a bomber I’m spoiled for choice but reliability matters in these situations, so going gen seems sensible. I’ll trade in a few reps for a Glycine. For Blofeld confrontations I’ll rely on Natuq’s penis extender watches, what with the sexual tension between Roger Moore and the white cat stroker. Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI just had to google Doxa 300T. The orange one would be spot on for a beach weekend when I want to eat ice cream on the promenade but I’d have to swap it out when done. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

And let's not forget the Little Blue Pill watch with 15 minute countdown increments, not unlike a massive chronograph multifunction World's Cup Sailing watch ... both are penis extenders.

Hontwatch is not a TD here, we don’t go in for sharing QC pictures, and you may want to consider how it comes across you walking into our clubhouse and demanding we all drop what we are doing and concentrate on your agenda before you have even said hello Other than that, happy Christmas