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Just back from a trip to MyManMatt, who fixed a couple of problems for me. Thanks Matt!

Bugs Bunny

Splat

Head

Daffy

.....and waved his tattered photograph of a real Rolex madly about, hoping to dissuade the wrath gazing down the well used barrel. With steely eyes the frosty countenance thumbed his safety "off" and exhaled slowly, his finger tightening ever so slowly on the trigger. The well oiled mechanism whispered in nearly silent motion as his knuckle grew white beneath the pressure, until....... "click" and a wrathful grin spread across the frosty lips as the froglet shat his....

Left Nut. Croaking in pain, the nutless amphibian staggered to the nearby wifi cafe and began his search for "RWG" and......

.......Mossberg 12gauge? To which the frosty gaze merely nodded, as the sling came down off his shoulder.

But in this case the beaver is wearing the no-crown-guard. One can see why this hobby gets confusing!

Crying out "ADRIAN!!" he thrust himself forward into the yawning abyss, and felt gravity, that fearsome mistress, possess him as her own. Falling and falling, he felt himself accelerate until what to his wondering ears did appear but the thundering hooves of 8 tiny reindeer, pulling a sled decked out in dark green tanned Bentley hides, and detailed by walnut. Blinking his tiny beady eyes he gazed up into that face known so well to all Rolex afficionado.... and he blurted out "Hans?!"

.....the FedEx truck arrived with his new order from 1-800-CONTACTS.....

Lucille

.......crawl into the depths of his froggy little lair and making sure nobody was watching, would pull the wrinkled and faded photograph of a Rolex from its hiding place beneath his mattress. And gazing longingly at the tattered paper would groan in ecstasy "my preciousssssss"

Geraldine

Clams and geoducks! This is turning x-rated in a hurry!

Wrong!!! Absolutely wrong!!! Anyone with the brains of a drunk sea cucumber knows there was no such Daisy! The "1938 Reproduction" you haphazardly bandy about was the 1938B.

Harley

Jerry Garcia

Wheels

Hendrix

Thanks, it's sure great to have it back again. All hail the Dome!

The Big Gonzo lives!

Byrds

Bronco

Zappa