Leasing versus Purchasing
A collegue sent me this eMail
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour.
For anything!
This is Kristen
Conclusion
Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are:
- a 22 year old hot babe,
- no begging,
- no coaxing,
- never a headache,
- plays all requests,
- ability to put BOTH legs around you,
- no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
Cheers
Stephane