Johnkaz

I think you should see a doctor

Garlic.

Wager.

Sweet home.

Marvin (the paranoid android).

Brass.

Hilarious. I bet they have met before in quieter surroundings.

You got me there I have taken the car off. But the van is another story that stays. Good compromise

Ray gun.

Ugly is ugly, if you can point the beauty of a 2 CV out i will remove it. I am a European also.

Gladiator.

Port.

Believe it or not this van version is actually for sale, I include details. One of you guys may be lucky, but be quick, makes good reading definitely belongs in humour. A very rare find: Barn find Citroen 2cv van. First registered on 10/02/1977, it comes with its French Carte Grise (registration document) original stamped maintenance booklet and driver's manual. The 61795 registered kilometers are genuine, it has been in the same family from new ( a friend of mine, I have had my eyes on it for years...). It was last on the road in the mid 90s (last Controle Technique expired in 1997) The interior is all original (seats and very rare undamaged rubber floor mat) It runs very well, with a very sweet sounding engine. It will require work on the floor (they all do) and on some of the body work, but it's all fairly localised, and most importanly it's never been bodged before, what you see it what you get. This van deserves a superb restoration, it has the potential to become one of the best. It is priced realistically, I will accept offers, but only from somebody who will have taken the trouble to come and see the van, I want it to go to a good home. I have many detail photos available, ask and I'll e-mail them. It is located near Southampton, starts and runs, but will need to be trailered away. Payment will be cash on collection.

Or this one from would you believe 1986 Picture removed see further down.

The French are masters at beautiful car design, try this air cooled beauty from the 60/70s.

I went out to buy some fags. You will not believe what happened next!!

Ma Baker.

Extraction.

Watches!!!

Bucket.

They appear to be a very hard working race. Many of them come here to work doing unpopular jobs for a couple of years, and then usually go back to Poland.

Diddymen.

Pokemon.

Bastard. (type of file)

Owl.