TwoTone

From the memoir's of RWG1... Some things change... And some remain the same... Slay in his Prime...

@Ubi Once again I find myself... Tipping my hat to you my friend... TT PS: I will be in D next month, and look forward to breaking bread with you once again...

Andrew... Looks like the guys in your back yard... TT

For The Weekend I vow: I will drink myself into a stupor from which there is no easy recovery... This stupor will involve most things associated with the standard stupor, but will also include many things that have never even been imagined by the most creative minds of this, or any other time... The stupor will contain a vortex from which no sensible blatherings may escape. Only the blatherings of the insane will be allowed to exit the vortex and become part of the all-encompassing stupor... Should the stupor become dangerous, there will be no safety devices in place for the protection of the brain. I will take my chances... There will be spinning, flashing, colored lights contained within the pulsating walls of the Super Stupor... These lights will disorient me and most likely cause violent vomiting reactions... Should purging take place, no one will be safely out of range, including people in China. (These people will most certainly be held within the stupor)... This vomiting will be blamed not on the nectar of the gods, but rather on the greasy pizza which is always consumed in mass quantities during the imbibing leading up to the stupor... In this stupor, I will: drool, babble, walk in circles, speak to trees, love everyone, hate everyone, then love everyone again, sing, churn butter, drive somewhere really fast, repeat myself endlessly, speak louder with each drink, repeat myself, go cross-eyed, have sexual relations with fat women, repeat myself, and pass out... I will then wake and begin on Tuesday's stupor... At this point I will be unaware that Tuesday's stupor is merely a continuation of the original stupor and no real time has actually passed... The stupor may be misconstrued as an x-files episode. If this is the case, I will be Mulder and he will be in a stupor... While in this stupor I will most likely fall down a lot. This is to be expected, and is not a problem. Problems arise when the landing area(s) is hazardous. However, this is also irrelevant due to the fact that the stupor has made me not only unaware of danger, but at the same time impervious to it... I can fly in the stupor. I also will become invisible and accomplish feats only invisible people are able to do... The stupor may cause the onset of severe lethargy. Should this happen, I will become lethargic until music or a native Indian chant of some sort revives me. At this point the stupor will, against the known laws of thermodynamics, perpetuate itself, and therefore will continue for a really, really long time... Yeha! This is my vow...

@Raijor Love your Avatar & Siggy... One of the best movies I have ever seen... TT

@Randstad Good Post... Stay around, make some friends, buy some Watches, and enjoy the hobby... Forum Life is much like Real Life~ "Where People Gather, Life Happens" TT

My post has nothing to do with TTK... TT

@Mak You've been a member of this Forum for 1 year... And you ask you has a MBW Sub? TT

Ok... Dirty "Old" Man... TT

@TTK Just noticed this: "The True Kwisatz Haderach" Give me a few... I need to generate a genetic come back... TT

Old man... TT

Edit to add: Also has a Gen Rehaut

Today's a TwoTone Day... TT This wonderful Watch has the following upgrades: Gen Crystal Gen Movement Gen Bezel Gen Insert Gen Tube Gen Crown Gen Case Gen Bracelet Gen Hands Gen Dial

That is way to cool FF... TT

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife... She was dressed in a very sexy nightie... "Tie me up," she purred... And you can do anything you want"... So he tied her up and went fishing... TT

Today is a Yachty Day... Goes well with Navy Blue... TT

Joe: You know better than to Post personal information on this Board... I deleted your Post with MY information... And will refrain from posting yours... Consider yourself Banned... TT

Joe: I'd be very careful bringing Ziggy into this Thread... He will crush you up one side and down the other [in fact he has in previous Threads]... I have recently sold a Modded MBW that I bought from Ubi... A DW Daytona... Raffled off a Panerai to support the Forum... And gave away a Chopard as a gift to celebrate RWG's birthday... The picture you refer to that I posted today in the Monday Wrist Check Thread is a very old one... My SD sets in my Watch Box with no bracelet at the time... It is on my LV [that I ended up wearing today]... I keep the SD for three reasons: 1 - To remind me of my noob beginnings 2 - Cause it makes me sick to think I can only sell the Watch for probably around $100.00 3 - It is indeed Waterproofed as you promised, so it goes to Mexico with me a few times a year [i spend a lot of time in the pool while there]... Contrary to your belief, I have no alterer motives here... As a Mod, and as a Member, I choose to protect and warn others with the power of information... You are indeed a thief at least part of the time... And do shoddy work at least part of the time... Which warrants your expulsion of our community... Enough said... TT

Yes Joe, that was indeed my noob, naive review... I'll post it here: Problem here Joe is that you didn't perform the work you said you did and I was too naive to know... Once again, here's what you did: Outer CG's Mods New [shitty] Bezel Insert Polished & Oiled Bracelet Waterproofed Bezel Polished O Ring Greasing [i guess, but I don't know] You're a Thief Joe... Period, plane and simple... The very purpose of this site is to protect people from being ripped off... You my friend are why we exist... My ignorance in 2005 in dealing with you has subsequently saved me many dollars... I'm wiser today because of it... So I guess in a sick ass way, I owe you a Thank You... Now take my advice and Blow, Joe... TT

Ok Big Boy... You want some facts? Couple of years back TwoTone is a Noob... Purchases a Sea Dweller from a reputable dealer... Have it shipped directly to Joe... Paid $500.00+ [not including the Watch] for the following: Found out later that there was NO cleaning, oiling and other stuff... That the Bezel Insert was as cheap as the one that came with the Watch... And that he never touched the inside of the CG's... SO HERE IS WHAT I PAID $500.00+ FOR: Bracelet Polished & Oiled A Shitty After Market Insert Outer CG's Worked Water Proofing It took me a few months of reading and learning to realize that Joe me... As I said earlier JB... It's time for you to depart this Forum... And you can take a walk from TRC as well... Given time, RWI will be history for your Noob ripoffs as well... If you press me anymore in this Thread, I WILL scan and paste items that I'm sure you'd prefer not... Take a walk while you still can... TT

Promise?

Ahh, young Grasshopper... You have learned well... Wax on - Wax off... TT

Batter Number 1: Denise - Struck Out Batter Number 2: AZMR - Struck Out Will Batter Number 3 please step up to the Plate... And Joe, make this Shill a good one please... TT