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You're a cruel man db Great pic's and once again congrats, she's a little something to remind you of RWG every time you look at you're wrist. Ken

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An Officer stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc, in rather explicit terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything. When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the motorist for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The Officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an A**hole!" Two months later they're in court. The motorist has such a bad driving record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?" Officer responds, "Yes sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top. Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?" Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an 'AH', underlined." Lawyer: "What does the 'AH' stand for, officer?" Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir." Lawyer: "Aggressive and Hostile?" Officer: "Yes Sir?" Lawyer: "Officer, Are you sure it doesn't stand for A**hole?" Officer: "Well Sir, you know your client better than I do! Ken

Oren you're new so here's a tip......never thread crap a mod. Ken

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That probably means it's not replicated. Ken

Seriously I gotta agree with that. Besides I don't think my beard and Mo would suit her. Ken

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Admirable the way this thread has run so far, one can only hope it continues the same way. The best way to conquer racism? Well take my family, I'm white my wife is black and our daughter is the most beautiful mix you could hope for. Ken

Mud....

Or in Nanuq's case many dates with Miss U Ken

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I'm late to this but congratulations db2 and wear it well. Of course a big thank you to our very own Lanikai and also TMG for making it all possible. Ken

Lani some peoples purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Ken

I know exactly who you are talking about. Now the fun starts. Ken

He certainly seems to be a bundled entertainment package Ken

sum beetches BTW Redwatch that was very clever with that Google link. Hey invids so you're an Alpha male? Well I'm a Beta (better) Male.... Ken

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If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto. -- Frankie Boyle

Why is it when you join a gym they tell you to wear loose clothing? If I had loose clothing I wouldn't be joining the gym in the first place. Ken

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Ken

8.40am where the Boss is, he is probably still eating his Rice Crispies. Ken

Gee I must be the only one here who is not a post whore. Ken Edit...BTW Dems didn't you go and visit Nanuq on that trip to Alaska? Had to fly a plane up for somebody if I remember correctly.

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