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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say " F*ck," the rottweiler ate him!"

Ok I gotta ask, what webpage were you on anyway? Ken

Indeed there is, she's a beauty Doc Ken

well I have added my voice to Tim Hortons...............we will get you set up yet Muttsta you just keep those pedals turning my friend. Ken

*cough cough* A clever man might ask if there is any interest in these and then pick up a few bucks selling them to our members *coughcough* Ken

Actually that's an idea that was going through my mind too, send them this journal that we have been reading and when they see how often you mention them (and praise them) I'm be damned if they don't become your major sponsor! Ken Edit to add: Wow Alan got in before me that was great man!

My guess is Bidder 4 is his Wife and bidder 5 is his Mistress and what you have stumbled on is a public cat fight Ken

@ bklm1234 what is your problem? P4GTR has said a polite hello and showed his sub that he bought off Josh and he is very happy with it and that is all that matters. Make another attack and you're going to earn yourself a warning. Ken PS. Hello and welcome to our forum P4GTR

Nah sorry ryy I don't buy that one Ken

Keep them coming Muttsta, I do look forward to the latest update. Ken

Oh I just knew that was coming Ken

Indeed a very warm welcome from me too Greystash, it looks like you are ready to slot straight in to our merry little band of watchaholics and to that end we can never have too many true lovers of the game. Cheers Ken

Well even if he doesn't move the team 'The Nashville Berries' just doesn't have the same ring to it. Ken

Did you know the Royal Snub is just like a cat too Ken

Nah TT we're a half a day ahead of you, it's not closed yet in fact it hasn't been started yet Ken

Nothing there a few hormone shots can't give you I was more concerned about the hands, you know big fingers and short nails Ken

My this could be fun, the most unclosed closed thread ever Ken

Yeah I was kinda wondering about that myself, the pic is of a man and a woman..........yes? Ken

Just a quick thought have you changed the address for your credit card since moving to Oz? Ken

Oh I was so thinking of you when I posted this Ken And don't be rude to the bottle, at least it's scotch

For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. 2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot. 3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents. 4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile. 5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music. 6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing. 7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did. 8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom. 9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture. 10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior. Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affect ion and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned. Ken

Yes I think they do and I'm sure I have seen some on one of the collectors (silix) sites. Ken

Ok TT would have been number 1 as a toddler, I was more numbers 2 to 5 Ken

Still a very handy little profit though, congratulations Ken

Ok the obvious question here is how many did you buy? Ken