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KB

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  1. So Nanuq show me your watch collection and I will tell you what you can give me Ken
  2. Well ape you get what you work for and to me it looks like thats going to be one damn fine house. Congratulations Ken
  3. It's also a damn convincing watch over all. Ken
  4. Ohhh my eyes hurt and I threw up a little in my mouth Ken
  5. Me and tha boys see , we wanna chat wid you see, be at the deserted wharehouse on pier 19 at 11,30pm tonight for a fitting....*cough*....chat and all will be good see Ken tha slicer Berg
  6. I got a reply from a nice lady at Tim Hortons today, she has passed the suggestion of sponsorship on to the marketing dept. but she truly sounded keen on the idea, so keep your fingers crossed. Ken
  7. Oh don't worry my friend the Admin team is watching this thread very carefully. Ken
  8. I will go for gen but what concerns me is that the pic's that will really tell the story (the close ups) are the only ones that wont enlarge. Ken
  9. Indeed you have settled in well here, a very nice collection. Ken
  10. @fxrandy.... I think you owe us a dollar Ken
  11. Fake and it's no accident he selling 5 other watches and they're all fake too. Ken
  12. Having a musical background myself and thus being part of many light opera's I remember those parties well, you learnt to stay away from the male singers as most were invariably gay (not that theres anything wrong with that) and the ladies were often hanging out for some male company Ken
  13. Unless I'm way off base here the Omega Broad Arrow and the Moon watch are two different beasts, yes the hands and markers shine (in the right light) on the broad arrow, a feature I personally loved on my BA but to each his own I suppose. Ken
  14. Ohhh TT's a name dropper Ken
  15. Um.....thanks for that Pugs Let me guess you like tell everyone how the movie ends when they're watching too, right? Ken
  16. Well Corgi as long as you give me your chest and waist measurements in inches the suit will fit. Ken
  17. Well it did take three hours to take him down Ken
  18. OMG I have just discovered that a certain well known gent is manufacturing watches on the sly .... And quartz to boot Ken
  19. Oh boy that Graham is gunna sell like hot cakes and here's me still struggling to raise money for another order that TTK is holding for me Ken
  20. The other point is that when you deal with the right factory you find all their goods are of excellent quality, once again please use my reviews as a reference point. You wont find me making any BS claims of supercopy. Ken
  21. ONE... Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO.... I was checking out at the local K-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. THREE.... A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy." FOUR.... I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk." FIVE.... Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. SIX.... I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich. SEVEN.... My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" EIGHT.... Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed. NINE.... A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer..." Dispatcher: "Rush him in to emergency!" Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.
  22. Call it the Rodeo and your catch call could be "Get 'em for a couple of bucks" Ok I'll be leaving now Ken
  23. Indeed they have, check out the Kenberg review section Ken
  24. And you don't kill something that big with a pea shooter, not to mention the bugger would be coming at you that fast that even if you weren't crapping yourself you still wouldn't have time to get off a few shots. His Christian school must have skipped over that "All Creatures great and small" bit Ken
  25. Actually Muttsta it is easy to get corporate sponsership they just need to see what's in it for them, I have no doubt if people from around the world as well as many from within Canada keep E-mailing Tim Hortons it wont be long before they start seeing those dollar signs in front of their eyes. Ken
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