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* Can you cry under water? * How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? * Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? * Once you're in heaven, do you spend eternity stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in? * Why does a round pizza come in a square box? * What disease did cured ham actually have? * How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? * Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies often wake up every two hours? * If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? * Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? * Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? * Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. * Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? * Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? * If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? * Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? * If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? * Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! * If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? * If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? * If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? * Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? * Why did you just try singing the two songs above? * Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? * Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I'm not sure I would be keen on that little swim, the waters around Dubai are said to be shark infested and most things that find their way into the water get set upon. Ken

Thanks guys, due to complications with the birth we can only have the one but yes we still feel blessed and she is as much a little angel as she looks too. Ken

Ok one quick one of my Daughter.... I'm sorry but I deal so that's the best I can do for you. Ken

Just looking at that rehault I'm guessing there's no movement in that watch Ken

Ride on Muttsta, you're doing us proud Ken

Don't let it worry you Banning is what they do.........It's their job Ken

Well I don't want people to know my true occupation, but hey what the Hell..... Ken

Hey yeah R11co give us an update. Ken

Her :o You better hope HE doesn't read this! Not wise to call a 6'6" Liverpool lad a girl Ken

IWC for me also Stephane.... Ken

worse... Some people have no shame Ken

Ok Doc that was damn funny I laughed all the way th.............whoa...........WTF... Ken

Ya bunch o' bloody bar-stewards! Ken

Of course we are interested in your wristshots........................it's the only time we noticed the watch! Ken

It's ok if you want something different but also not my kind of watch. If you're looking for a nice skeleton talk to Narikaa. Ken

Ok if that pic is a clue I'm going to guess rocks Ken

Nup not gunna happen, I have slay's promise that he will now stop drinking and go to bed. Ken

And make sure you keep us updated with the restorations Ken

Buy the Yamaha it will probably perform better and be cheaper to maintain than the Harley. *Runs ducking and weaving* Ken

Hello slay, lovely day today isn't it, you will be pleased to note that you have managed to get your warn meter adjusted. Now back off before you get a weeks time out. Ken

Hey george good to hear buddy at least it has added to someones betterment Ken

Really doesn't matter what you do the fact that it came from you Grandmother makes it irreplaceable, a wonderful piece of family heritage. Ken

Welcome aboard Mickey pull up an easy chair and make yourself at home. Ken

Another fast fact Australia have had both K-Mart and Target for many years, we just don't have Wal-Mart which was the original named store in this piece Ken