ScottishJackal Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Brilliant movie - put it on when you need cheering up Elaine: You got a letter from headquarters this morning. Ted Striker: What is it? Elaine: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine: A hospital? What is it? Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Ted Striker: Surely there must be something we can do about it. Dr. Rumack: There is something we can do about it. And please, stop calling me Shirley. Old woman: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Old woman: First time? Ted Striker: No, I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizzanooo Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 WC Fields Now don't say you can't swear off drinking, it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. Woman (to WC), You're drunk! WC Yeah, and you're crazy. And I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life. Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. Lady at the table asks WC liked he likes children. He replies yes, well done. Never give a sucker an even break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Alex:"Welly welly well then, everything all right and proper the way it should be, yes? All back to normanl as it should be?Righty Right?" Dim: "Righty right" Georgie: "Right" Alex: "So tell us Georgie Boy, Tell us about this big plan" Georgie: "Not tonight then, not this notchie" Alex:"Come come now Georgie Boy, You're a big strong Cheloveck like the rest of us. Now tell us Georgie,What did'st thou have in thine mind?" Compliments of the great Stanley Kubrick, A Clockwork Orange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Did you say yutes? Are these magic grits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceclimber Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....... [Luke:] I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....... [Luke:] I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted May 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Are these magic grits? Whats a grit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted May 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 "Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things..." - Silent Bob, Mall Rats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bike Mike Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Since we have some Star Wars ones and Airplane is a all time classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Bonny: Yeah, or Honolulu or Thailand... Dai: Aye, going to pick up some more Rolexes... Bonny: Rolexes don't come from Thailand! Dai: Fake ones do... - Twin Town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vafarmer70 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Bonny: Yeah, or Honolulu or Thailand... Dai: Aye, going to pick up some more Rolexes... Bonny: Rolexes don't come from Thailand! Dai: Fake ones do... - Twin Town Hahaha what a great quote for this board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utheman Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Since we have some Star Wars ones and Airplane is a all time classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted May 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 "Hey dont knock masturbation, It's sex with someone I love". Woody Allen, Annie Hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Hahaha what a great quote for this board I hadn't seen the film until a few hours ago, but when I heard that line, I knew it had to go it the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromatic Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 (edited) Lets not forget some classic movie lines! this one from Elvis presleys "jail House Rock" ELvis outside his (record label talent scout) JUDY TYLER HOUSE, after storming out of her parents house he grabs her and steals a kiss! JUDY SAYS HOW DARE YOU THINK THOSE CHEAP TACTICS WOULD WORK WITH ME!.....ELVIS TURNS WALKS A FEW FEET AND SAYS... THEY AINT TACTICS HOOONEY! THATS JEZZ THE BEAST IN ME! AND FROM "kING CREOLE" CAROLYN JONES waiting out side the night club in a her mob bosses convertable, elvis leans over to her and says that claasic line! THATS A NICE PIECE OF MATERAL YOUR WEARING... YOU OTTA HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF IT SOMEDAY! Edited May 5, 2010 by aeromatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vafarmer70 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Wow an Elvis movie. Have not seen any of those in years. May have to go get one to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonSlayer Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Are these magic grits? "Look, it's either me or them. You're getting f*cked one way or the other!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 "Look, it's either me or them. You're getting f*cked one way or the other!" "It's your ass, not mine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromatic Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Wow an Elvis movie. Have not seen any of those in years. May have to go get one to watch. Yep! even mine elvis dvd & videos are dusty! big el had some great watches but he liked them full of diamonds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted May 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Yep! even mine elvis dvd & videos are dusty! big el had some great watches but he liked them full of diamonds! TCB baby, Taken Care of Business. The king had a big ass belt buckle with this In diamonds naturally, he wore It all the time. Thankyouverymuch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 TCB baby, Taken Care of Business. The king had a big ass belt buckle with this In diamonds naturally, he wore It all the time. Thankyouverymuch That's just reminded me of one of my fave movies, Taking Care of Business (also known as Filofax) "Here's to the Cubs winning the World Series, and to big tits!" - Jimmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonSlayer Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 "You ever hear of a tune up.. ahehehehe!!" Uncle Buck - 1989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcoast68 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 "You ever hear of a tune up.. ahehehehe!!" Uncle Buck - 1989 "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." -John Candy in Uncle Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vafarmer70 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 SILENCE OF THE LAMBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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