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Another from Pulp Fiction (seeing as this is a watch group):

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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Another from Pulp Fiction (seeing as this is a watch group):

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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Nice :thumbsupsmileyanim:

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"There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that [censored] for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded [censored] to say to a [censored] 'fore I popped a cap in his ass."

-pulp fiction

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You see this watch? This watch(gold Rolex) cost more than your car. I made $970.000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, thats who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I dont give a [censored], good father? [censored] you! go home and play with your kids. You want to work here- close! you think this abuse? you think this Is abuse you [censored] sucker! You cant take this then how will you take the abuse you get on a sit. you dont like It, leave. Glengarry Glen ross. Alex Baldwen and Ed Harris. This Is In my top three movies of all time. The cast Is unbelieavable, Al Pacino, Jack Lemon, Keven Spacy, etc, etc, etc. If you havent seen It, do. :thumbsupsmileyanim:

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From the Richard Bastion show on GTA:IV:

BASTION: OK, we've got a live terror sighting. Hello, you're on the Richard

Bastion show.

CALLER: Yeah, I'm on the train, and I see a guy who's a--terrorist. This guy's

really suspicious!

BASTION: OK, good, what's he doin'?

CALLER: He's sitting there reading some religious shit!

BASTION: OK, now, how can you tell this shit's religious? What is it? What's

goin' on with it?

CALLER: Sure it is! It's in a different fuckin' language! It's Spanish,

or somethin'.

BASTION: OK, well, that is a sure sign, OK. What you're sittin' across from

right there, is Al Con Queso. They're Spanish terrorists, the worst kind, OK?

They're already infiltrated into all our shitty jobs, you know, you see 'em

outside, uh, at various hardware stores just waitin' for the next strike.

OK, they're the most dangerous of all, I cannot stress that enough. Now, you

know what you have to do, don't ya?

CALLER: I sure do. I'm up 24/7. We're all trained. There's kids everywhere!

We'll have to let fly with some bullets and see what this bastard's all about!

Thanks a lot, Richard. Eat lead, you Al Con Keeso mother fucker!

[shots ring out, people scream]

BASTION: That's great, now that-that is a true American. I just want to give

that man a Heart Stopper from Burger Shot, shove a slice of apple pie up his

ass and salute that guy. That son of a gun loves America. You see? Bastion's

Buddies, we're everywhere, and we're all about keepin' this country safe.

Next caller.

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Patrick Bateman: "I have to return some videotapes"

Sydney Fife: "I love you bro Montana"

Peter Klaven: "Totally... Totes McGotes"

Harry: "Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"

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Woody Allen under hypnosis in 'Zelig' speaking to his psychiatrist played by Mia Farrow..

"My Brother used to beat me"

"My Sister used to beat my Brother and me"

"My Father used to beat my Sister, my Brother and me"

"My Mother used to beat my Father, my Sister, me and my Brother"

"The neighbor family next door used to beat our family"

"The people down the street used to beat our neighbors and our family"

Further while still under hypnosis...

"I went to ask my Rabbi what was the meaning of life"

"He told me but spoke in Hebrew."

"I told him I did not understand Hebrew"

"Then he wanted to charge me $600.00 for Hebrew lessons" whistling.gif

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Some goodies from Lucky Number Slevin:

Sorry about that, son. But sometimes there's more to life than just livin'.

I'm going to say the same thing a man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses right or left: Yes!

Somebody's trying to kill you. Me.

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Fav all time movie....

Pure adrenalin, right?! The ultimate rush. Other guys snort for it, jab a vein for it -- all you gotta do is jump. - Patrick Swayze - Point Break, 1991

"You gonna jump or jerk off" - Keanu Reeves - Point Break, 1991

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Hmmm, there's so many, but this is related (sorta) to one of Lani's:

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no steenkin' badgers! UHF

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Fav all time movie....

Pure adrenalin, right?! The ultimate rush. Other guys snort for it, jab a vein for it -- all you gotta do is jump. - Patrick Swayze - Point Break, 1991

"You gonna jump or jerk off" - Keanu Reeves - Point Break, 1991

Well Mike since you know i wont jump out of a plane, well I guess Im going to have to, well you know :whistling:

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William Wallace (Mel Gibson) "Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?! Alba gu bra! "

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