jonthebhoy Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!! Send your wife or girlfriend to do the task. A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehtolcad Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Good stuff!! I've seen this before, but always good to see again, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizznay Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Good one JTB, not heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmytim Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Great, good advice, will try it next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josetann Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 With my luck, it'd be a guy at the counter, and he'd be happy to oblige my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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