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How to steal a show


Junglecat

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Nice.

• How do you tell if the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

• How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better

Neil Peart coulda done it.

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