jjajh Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 We need to find johnnyboy a permanent squeeze since he does his best work when he is getting more than his fair share I came across the following young lady over the Internet. She is intelligent, speaks English about as well as johnnyboy is mature enough not to have people think she is his daughter and is fairly attractive which is important to his need to surround himself with only the finest things in life. Here is her message and pic: Hello! My name is Yulia. I'm 27 years old and I'm from Russia. I live in Russia now and work as an English teacher at school. Unfortunately it's impossible to find a worthy man here, so, that's why I decided to search my secong half through the Internet. Maybe it sounds silly, but I want to find my love so much! I want to tell that I'm not looking for the man who is reach with money, but with soul and heart. If you are interested by my letter, than please, write me an answer on my e-mail address: <rnds[vanono_9_87@mail.ru,Ivanovo_987@mail.ru,Ivanovo98_7@mail.ru] I will wait for your respond with impatience and hope!
KB Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 (edited) Why the little tramp...........she used to send me E-mails all the time last year Ken Edited March 15, 2006 by kenberg
jjajh Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Posted March 15, 2006 she saw your feet Are they unusually small? Don't worry...it's not size that counts Ken
KB Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 Are they unusually small? Don't worry...it's not size that counts Ken Well actually Jeff I have two feet............................literally Ken
offshore Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 (edited) Quote KB "Well actually Jeff I have two feet............................literally" ??? Circumference??? Edited March 15, 2006 by offshore
jonthebhoy Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 are we sure it's a she? Funny johnny I was just thinking that!
Faber Posted March 16, 2006 Report Posted March 16, 2006 make the crocodile dundee test...you wont miss it...the only problem is to feel a little more than expect in the hand...
new & improved osteopath Posted March 17, 2006 Report Posted March 17, 2006 Ok- you marry her, she gets green card. Russian mob kills you. Drops your body into a drainage ditch after chopping it up into little pieces. Next thing you know, hot Russian chick is wearing a really good Swiss 196 rep & driving your car. No thanks... -O
bres3000 Posted March 18, 2006 Report Posted March 18, 2006 I'm not looking for the man who is reach with money Sorry, guys.... this girl wants ME. (I'm not reach with money)
Esmarc Posted March 18, 2006 Report Posted March 18, 2006 Well actually Jeff I have two feet............................literally Ken Two left feet perhaps? Esmarc
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