How tough is a rep Submariner?

[FxrAndy]

The only watch strong enough for Nanuq is the one he won in an arm wrestling comp against Chuck Noris

[Nanuq]

To be honest I don't think you can really say I "won" it from him. It was more along the lines of the Unopposable Force and the Immovable Object. The raw energy released in our battle altered the structure of space-time and our wrists flew into an alternate universe where matter..... doesn't.

When we returned the watch was floating in the air next to my forehead so naturally I grabbed it and ran. I shouted "neener neener neener" as I did, which I now wonder was the smartest move.

Consequently I am going out camping AGAIN!! It seems the deep dark woods are good hiding places. Chuck looks so much like a bear that he winds up sitting around with them telling stories of eating raw meat and I can make my escape.

[fauxlex]

Thanks for bumping this. I only have one question: Will it blend?

[fakemaster]

Good stuff!

[Yawn]

Lol this is halitosis