FxrAndy Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 The only watch strong enough for Nanuq is the one he won in an arm wrestling comp against Chuck Noris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted August 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 To be honest I don't think you can really say I "won" it from him. It was more along the lines of the Unopposable Force and the Immovable Object. The raw energy released in our battle altered the structure of space-time and our wrists flew into an alternate universe where matter..... doesn't. When we returned the watch was floating in the air next to my forehead so naturally I grabbed it and ran. I shouted "neener neener neener" as I did, which I now wonder was the smartest move. Consequently I am going out camping AGAIN!! It seems the deep dark woods are good hiding places. Chuck looks so much like a bear that he winds up sitting around with them telling stories of eating raw meat and I can make my escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauxlex Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Thanks for bumping this. I only have one question: Will it blend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakemaster Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawn Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Lol this is halitosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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