THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

[jonthebhoy]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's [censored] ... that's right, [censored]!

[censored] may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get [censored]-faced, Be [censored]-out-of-luck, Or have [censored] for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your [censored] together, find a place for your

[censored], or be asked to [censored] or get off the pot.

You can smoke [censored], buy [censored], sell [censored], lose [censored], find [censored], forget [censored],

and tell others to eat [censored].

Some people know their [censored], while others can't tell the difference

between [censored] and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull [censored],

horse [censored], and chicken [censored].

You can throw [censored], sling [censored], catch [censored], shoot the [censored], or duck when the

[censored] hits the fan.

You can give a [censored] or serve [censored] on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep [censored] or be happier than a pig in [censored].

Some days are colder than [censored], some days are hotter than [censored],

and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like [censored], things can look like [censored], and there are times

when you feel like [censored].

You can have too much [censored], not enough [censored], the right [censored], the wrong [censored]

or a lot of weird [censored].

You can carry [censored], have a mountain of [censored], or find yourself up [censored] creek

without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to [censored] and other times you fall in a

bucket of [censored] and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of

the English language.

And remember, once you know your [censored], you don't need to know anything

else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a [censored]; or not do so if you don't

give a [censored]!

Well, [censored], it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give

a [censored] and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of [censored]. But, if you

happened to catch a load of [censored] from some [censored]-head...........

Well, [censored] Happens!!!

[BilboBaggins]

Holy [censored]...great list!

[jraines87]

Na, man.... [censored] is the most versital/functional word in the english dictionary...

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "[censored]". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings "How the [censored] are you?"

Fraud "I was [censored]ed by the McDonalds Drive Through."

Dismay "Oh, [censored] it."

Trouble "Well, I guess I'm [censored]ed again."

Aggression "[censored] you!!!"

Disgust "[censored] me!!!"

Confusion or Disbelief "What the [censored]....?"

Diffuclty "I don't understand this [censored]ing thing."

Despair "[censored]ed again."

Good Job "Congratu[censored]inglations."

Desperation "[censored]ity[censored][censored][censored]."

Incompetence "He [censored]s up everything."

Disappointment "This [censored]ing [censored]er is [censored]ed."

Intelligence "He's a [censored]ing genius."

Displeasure "What the [censored] is going on?"

Lost "Where the [censored] are we?"

Disbelief "Unbe[censored]inglievable!!!"

Retaliation "Up your [censored]ing ass!!!"

Laziness "He's just a [censored]-off."

Pain "[censored] ! that hurt."

Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"

Love "Do ya [censored] on first dates?"

Starting a relationship "Let's [censored] now!"

Surprise "[censored]ing hell what was that?"

Admiration "Nice [censored]ing [censored]!"

Hate "You [censored]!"

Disappointment "That's not [censored]ing fair."

A poker hand "A Royal [censored]."

Denial "I didn't [censored]ing do it."

Perplexity "I know [censored] all about it."

Apathy "Who gives a [censored]."

Resignation "Oh [censored] it."

Suspicion "Who the [censored] are you?"

Panic "Let's get the [censored] out of here!"

Directions "[censored] off."

Sex "Let's [censored]."

Maternal "Mother[censored]er."

Incestuous "Mother[censored]er."

Ambiguity "I'm not so [censored]ing sure."

Agreement "Abso[censored]inglutely."

Praising the Lord "Jesus [censored]ing Christ."

I have a headache "Go [censored] yourself."

Refusal "Oh you can [censored] right off."

[censored] off "[censored] the [censored]ing [censored]ers!"

Be quiet "Shut the [censored] up."

You're right "[censored]ing oath." (Australianism)

Ostentation "He's just bought a big, [censored]-off Mercedes."

Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, [censored]-me boots."

Confidence "[censored]in' A."

Impressed "That was [censored]ing amazing."

Apathy "I don't give a [censored]."

Bewilderment "[censored]ed if I know."

Enraged "I'm gonna [censored] you up!"

Annoyance "[censored] off, [censored]er."

[censored] off "[censored] you, you [censored]ing [censored]."

Tardiness "It's ten-[censored]ing-thirty already?"

Broken down motorcycle "Sir, the [censored]ing [censored]er has [censored]ed up on me.

[jraines87]

Famous historical quotes

Never forget the words of these famous people.

General Custer Where did all them [censored]ing Indians come from?

Mayor of Hiroshima "What the [censored] was that?"

Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the [censored]ing water coming from?"

Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the [censored]ing ceiling?"

Einstein "Any [censored]er could understand that."

Sean Penn "[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]"

John Lennon "Is that a real [censored]ing gun?"

Donald Campbell "The [censored]ing throttle is stuck."

Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to [censored]ing roll."

Richard Nixon "Who's going to [censored]ing know?"

Niki Lauda "I thought I could [censored]ing smell petrol."

Mark Thatcher "What [censored]ing map?"

Picasso "It does [censored]ing look like her."

Christopher Columbus "Where the [censored] are we?"

Michael Jackson "It's a [censored]ing skin condition"

and more recently "I told you I didn't [censored]ing [censored] him!"

Pythagarus "How the [censored] did you work that one out?"

Walt Disney "[censored] a duck."

Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will [censored]ing rain."

George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."

Miss Marples "I haven't got a [censored]ing clue."

Noah "Scattered showers, my [censored]ing [censored]."

Donald Trump "You're [censored]ing fired!"

Judge Judy "Shut the [censored] up!"

Paris Hilton "[censored] me."

Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does [censored]ing hurt."

Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some [censored]er's eye out"

John F Kennedy "Who needs that [censored]ing bubble top?"

Bill Clinton "I should have [censored]ed her."

Hurricane Katrina "Mardi [censored]in Gras this mother[censored]ers."

Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a [censored]ing smile?"

Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloack [censored]ed!"

William Tell "Keep [censored]ing Still."

[Hok]

one word. smurf

[SubFrog]

Well, it's certainly not Antidisistablishmentarianism.

But, [censored], that's a fun word.

[cornerstone]

General Custer Where did all them [censored]ing Indians come from?

Mayor of Hiroshima "What the [censored] was that?"

Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the [censored]ing water coming from?"

Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the [censored]ing ceiling?"