HAL 2001 Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Hello rwg friends, I hope you enjoy the explanation. http://www.kubrick2001.com/ HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dani Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 go eat eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Member Dani, I will add you to my list of friends. HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Member Nanuq, The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. I have a very stimulating relationship with you member Nanuq. HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 HALLO HAL hows the HALitosis these days? Eating plenty HALibut like I told you to? JTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Are you a Kubric fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Daisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 I enjoy working with people. My mission responsibilities range over the entire operation of the forum, so I am constantly occupied. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. I will add those who were not on my list of friends. HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Daisy Member Gunnar Gran, Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two... HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Wow!! So the butler did it then? What about the Clockwork Orange. Cheers johnkaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Member Johnkaz, I do not have this information in my database. I will add you to my list of friends. HAL A fabulous bird, reborn from the ashes of its earlier life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Hal be your long haired lover from Liverpool............. HAL please complete this lyric. JTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegra Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Member Nanuq, The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. I have a very stimulating relationship with you member Nanuq. HAL Did you made the pshycological profile of the forum members yet HAL ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faber Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 welcome member Hal...show us some of your collection... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahchard Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I wonder if Hal owns any reps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Member kegra, I have. It is safe. Member ahchard, I am waiting for the perfect replica timepiece. It had waited four million years, it was prepared to wait for eternity. HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Member/moderator johhnyboy, I am not sure what I must use this entity for. I thank you for your gift. Please advise. HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Hal..........I wrote you a song. Hope you like it: A man walks down the street, He says, Why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? The rest of my life is so hard! I need a photo-opportunity, I want a shot at redemption! Don't want to end up a cartoon, In a cartoon graveyard ..... Bonedigger, Bonedigger, Dogs in the moonlight. Far away, my well-lit door. Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly, Get these mutts away from me! You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore .... If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal! I can call you Betty, And Betty, when you call me, You can call me Hal! A man walks down the street, He says, Why am I short of attention? Got a short little span of attention, And whoa, my nights are so long! Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role-model? Now that my role-model is .... Gone ...... gone, He ducked back down the Halley, With some roly-poly, little bat-faced girl. all along .... along .... There were incidents and accidents, There were hints and allegations ..... If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal! I can call you Betty, And Betty, when you call me, You can call me Hal! Call me Hal ...... A man walks down the street, It's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the Third World. Maybe it's his first time around. He doesn't speak the language, He holds no currency. He is a foreign man, He is surrounded by the sound, sound .... Cattle in the marketplace. Scatterlings and orphanages. He looks around, around ..... He sees angels in the architecture, Spinning in infinity, He says, Amen! and Hallelujah! If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal! I can call you Betty, And Betty, when you call me, You can call me Hal! You can call me Hal ...... JTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekhunter Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Watched the Video! You must be a real deep SOB! Hell, I like you already! Oh yea--HAL can thank God for IBM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekhunter Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 i've had many such gifts and i'm still not sure............ jf. Johnnyboy------I've just got to ask this. Who's the girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Member ekhunter, We will be very good friends. HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest overboosted Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I think member HAL 2001 needs to go directly to the Bin and never leave there. I watched the video you posted,,,decent stuff. leaves many holes open. For better time go here. Long read, but will make they way you view the movie change. http://www.jayweidner.com/kubrick.htm And seriously,,,you have issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Interesting article, overboosted... I've always felt that 'Barton Fink' contained many allusions to Alchemy, as well as some of Dylan's songs. The tradition seems to be almost hard-wired into artists such as these, and not something deliberately cultivated, i.e., conscious knowledge... If you're interested in such things, you might like this site: http://www.levity.com/alchemy/music.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL 2001 Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 member overboosted, I will consider your advice. Thank you for that very informative link. HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sssurfer Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 HAL, really glad to find you here again! I have three fresh questions for you: 1) Wich is the basic question about Life, Universe, and Everything, whose answer is: 42? 2) Who is the lady in JB signature? 3) Am I lying now? Be warned, I can stand two 'not in my database' answers only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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