cornerstone Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 We don't do fried pizza in batter either Definitely not. After all, batter isnae free! I'll stick with the suspicious-looking horse appendage under the hot lamp. @Kenburg: begin your education here: Scots Wikipedia It contains useful information like this: Fry's Turkish Delight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Fry's Turkish Delight Tawk aboot hingin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Tawk aboot hingin Ah, but deep fried......well, I think you would find yourself in the burns unit frankly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r11co Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Blue Lagoon under the Glasgow Central bridge, "Pizza supper and a glass bottle o jeg big man, nat noo" and you'll get your pizza folded over and dropped in the deep fat fryer (I call it the Argyle Street Calzone) That's the funniest thing I have read today! Having served my time behind the counter (paying my way in the family business!) I am now feeling queasy thinking of some of the crap people would pay to eat. I think the weirdest was an oven pizza topped with tuna, pickled onions and brown sauce..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r11co Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 No, it was the pizza with prawns and pineapple..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 I think the weirdest was an oven pizza topped with tuna, pickled onions and brown sauce..... Ummmmmmm lovely............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Edge Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 I think they demolished a lot of blocks since last I was there though. You wouldn't recognise it, they have really torn down a lot of the old "landmarks" both there and at granton, unbelievable the transformation..... BUT.... You can put [censored] in a shiny box, but it's still [censored]!! KB is good, George Sq. is full of English Private School Wanks, but LOTS and I mean LOTS of UNBELIEVABLY HOT women, one can sit and nibble at one's cheese and crackers, sipping his port, on a fine afternoon, and FU**ING DROOL everywhere with all the totty goin about lol. HAHAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 LOTS and I mean LOTS of UNBELIEVABLY HOT women, one can sit and nibble at one's cheese and crackers, sipping his port, on a fine afternoon, and FU**ING DROOL everywhere with all the totty goin about lol. ....wait has anybody seen where I put my Tunnocks Teacakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 That went without saying. But it was always a bit difficult to strike up a conversation unless your name was Quentin. And you had red trousers. In the meantime, some lassies for the rest of us.... ....wait has anybody seen where I put my Tunnocks Teacakes? JESUS CHRIST!! What the hell are those.........AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 More like Paris Buns......if you ask me! JTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 And whilst were on the subject of colleges and East Coasties did you hear the wan aboot the two Fife fermers...... Two Fife farmers, Tam and Shuie, are sitting in the Farmers bar, drinking beer. Tam turns to Shuie and says, "Ye ken fit? I'm tired o'gan through life withoot an education. I'morn, I think I'll go doon to the community college and sign up for some classes." Shuie thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day Tam goes down to the college and meets the Lecturer, who signs him up for the four basic classes: maths, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Tam says. "Fit's at?" The Lecturer says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Strimmer?" "Aye" "Then logically because you own a Strimmer, I think that you have a Garden." "That's true, I dee huv a Garden." "I'm not done," the Lecturer says. "Because you have a Garden, I think logically that you would have a house." "Aye, I dee huv a hoose." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I huv a femily." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yer nae wrang!! I dee huv a wife!!" "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazin'!! You were able to find a' that oot, jist 'cos I huv a strimmer." Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the Lecturers's hand and leaves to meet Shuie at the pub. He tells Shuie about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history and logic. "Logic?" Shuie says, "Fit's at?" Tam says, "I'll show ye. Do you huv a strimmer?" "No." "Well then, yer a poof." JTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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