HauteHippie Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iFWQ4D...I9eEa97nIf-u1ww As an independent, I'd have to concur with these findings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Democrats like to pull out early. Republicans have no exit strategy. I know who I'm sleeping with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archibald Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Democrats like to pull out early. Republicans have no exit strategy. I know who I'm sleeping with. You know what they say, though---"Big government, big...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRasta Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts. This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways. Little girls will tend to play things like "house" or learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way. This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Engineers." Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically referred to as "Pilots." A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to as ... "Mr. President." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 You know what they say, though---"Big government, big...." "...muscle car trying to make up for a small wiener?" Yeah, I heard that too. Actually, both Parties have rather unsavoury sexual reputations. DEMOCRATS REPUBLICANS I don't think I want to be either an effete liberal dressed like a giant condom. Or an old dude in a Speedo, popping boner pills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gioarmani Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 From my experience, sadly it's republicans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiker01 Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 I am!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerwine Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Really I think its a tie; While Republicans are screwing a lot, its the democrats that they are screwing, so...... 50/50 Rogerwine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicale Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Comments about politicians screwing us, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauteHippie Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Democrats like to pull out early. Republicans have no exit strategy. I know who I'm sleeping with. Now that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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