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Egg Nog and Brandi

In the bowl containing the egg yolks, beat the yolks using a mixer, if you have one. Slowly add in half of the half-cup of sugar, while still mixing. When really well mixed, set the yolk & sugar bowl aside and begin work on the egg whites. The egg whites need to be beaten stiff with the other half of the sugar. Combine the egg whites and the yolks and continue mixing on low speed....

Oh fuck it - it'll be faster if I just show you the picture....

eggnogzx9.jpg

:p

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Egg Nog and Brandi

In the bowl containing the egg yolks, beat the yolks using a mixer, if you have one. Slowly add in half of the half-cup of sugar, while still mixing. When really well mixed, set the yolk & sugar bowl aside and begin work on the egg whites. The egg whites need to be beaten stiff with the other half of the sugar. Combine the egg whites and the yolks and continue mixing on low speed....

Oh [censored] it - it'll be faster if I just show you the picture....

eggnogzx9.jpg

:p

:1a: :1a:

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My egg nog recipe is kind of like a martini recipe.

1. Fill a shaker with ice

2. Pour 3 oz rum into shaker

3. Locate store bought egg nog and waive unopened over top of shaker

4. Realize you are too drunk to be having any new ideas

5. Pour contents of shaker into rocks glass and discard shaker

6. Top off glass of ice and rum with a splash of Coke and consume

7. Repeat until belligerent and stumbling aimlessly about the streets of suburbia mumbling horribly out of tune Christmas carols

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