KB Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 From: Essie Goss Date: 07/24/06 11:44:55 To: XXXXXXXX Subject: well? Sensationall revoolution in medicine! E''nlarge your p''enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches! Its h'erbal solution what hasnt side effect, but has 100% guaranted results! Dont lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results! Clisk here: http://symmcity.net horsefly arrow-headed poincare stratospheric factory-ship adjustment bonded bungle interruption trevelyan scabious foliate pour dilapidation anthropomorphism danish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Actually, I'm beginning to think that the 'prose' they put at the end of the spam is better than most of the legitimate emails I get (asking me to do work, and other boring things like that). Here are some random 'end of spam' moments from my trash bin: "Like flogging a dead horse There is no accounting for taste Be a good sport - wherever you go The first step is the hardest. When yuh dead yuh nah sabee, and when yuh sabee yuh dead." "Absence makes the heart go wander. When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. You cant hurry love One good turn deserves another One good turn deserves another" "stranger. Let the flock graze. They trotted off while his own mount chomped away on the grass. He sat down cross-legged and motioned to me. Sit. We must talk." "it creaked when he dropped into it. Play, he ordered and sat back to enjoy the music. Okay, gang, ready to go! I blew into my lapel microphone and my" "Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years unto the cruel. He who does not honour his wife dishonours himself You cannot burn the candle at both ends Murder will out Still waters run deep" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted July 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Oi will you stop poking around and check out your quizz thread Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swdivad Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 From: Essie Goss Date: 07/24/06 11:44:55 To: XXXXXXXX Subject: well? Sensationall revoolution in medicine! E''nlarge your p''enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches! Its h'erbal solution what hasnt side effect, but has 100% guaranted results! Dont lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results! Clisk here: http://symmcity.net horsefly arrow-headed poincare stratospheric factory-ship adjustment bonded bungle interruption trevelyan scabious foliate pour dilapidation anthropomorphism danish Yes... but do they have medicine to make my p''enis smaller I keep knockin stuff over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted July 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Well David you don't need medicine, you need pants Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Well David you don't need medicine, you need pants Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swdivad Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Well David you don't need medicine, you need pants Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailadams Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 The reason everyone gets spam but some gets the stupid ones is... oh, I can't say it... it's because... it's because... No one else reads the stupid ones... Oi! Did you just call me a Yobo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted July 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Oi I'm watching you Larry, so don't you keep calling me a Yobo! Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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