Pugwash Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 How often can a watch strap provide you with so many double-entendre opportunities? As often as you order a Cockstrap from Birdman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 How often can a watch strap provide you with so many double-entendre opportunities? As often as you order a Cockstrap from Birdman. Until two minutes ago I didn't even know there was a polite entendre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narikaa Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 They do have a cute texture, but, is the stitching as rough as it looks in all the photos? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted August 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 They do have a cute texture, but, is the stitching as rough as it looks in all the photos? The stitching isn't the best I've seen, but it's not as bad as the photos make out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irongambit Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 So does your wrist enjoy being swaddled by coqs? (I'm sure it's all of this is why Birdman chose to refer to them as coming from Hens ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchmeister Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 If you rub it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 I've been trying to work out how to order, I though of asking for a Cock as wide as my wrist.............maybe not Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irongambit Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 I've been trying to work out how to order, I though of asking for a c*** as wide as my wrist.............maybe not Ken Or asking for the longest brown one he has?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Or asking for the longest brown one he has?!? Yuk :yucky: Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchmeister Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Imagine sitting in a bar and a woman says "nice watch." And you're response: The watch is nice but you have to love the c_ck that comes with it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted August 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Imagine sitting in a bar and a woman says "nice watch." And you're response: The watch is nice but you have to love the c_ck that comes with it." Or "My c_ck feels weird. Here, stroke it". See? You need one of these straps just for the comedic potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchmeister Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Or "actually it is my c_ckstrap. I only wear it on my wrist when clothed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irongambit Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Pugwash...just a warning. Be careful not to fiddle with your cockstrap too much or else you'll need LASIK too. You'll also have to edit your hand out of your on-the-wrist shots due to hairy palms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 I am seriously thinking of pulling the trigger......oh, wait. Wrong website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Are they smelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted August 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Are they smelly? In honour of their arrival, I did go out and get a KFC to compare. The KFC tasted better, and smelled more. The Cockstraps had no real chicken smell. My cats (######, missed a perfectly good p***y joke there) showed no interest in the cockstraps, but were very interested in the KFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 The Cockstraps had no real chicken smell. That's good. I'll let Woody know right away! http://www.rwg.cc/members/index.php?showto...91&hl=stink JTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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