jonthebhoy

WOW! Speechless.........but she would be with THAT in her gob!

We would jeff, we would but we are bereft of naughtiness at the moment and everyone seems to be posting things in the right place. Sigh! JTB

Welcome SportsPg. We're all noobs now. Look forward to seeing you post some more. JTB

Well said ryannon. My point was simply that Neo was one of the first to be disillusioned with the old place and I know he was quite angst-ridden with the way it was going. He even tried a second go but alas, for him it had not changed. He had his reasons for leaving well alone and yeah maybe I can understand his fond farewell this time. Now what would be great would be if we could get him over here, but I conclude from his message that he is sowing other pastures now. Notwithstanding this, we all owe him a great debt of gratitude. Blade for that matter as well, regardless of what has transpired. JTB

My friend, like every other member, you are entitled to show off your watches. In fact we actively encourage it, particularly when it is such a nice example as your Speedy. Please do not stop. It is one of the principle elements of our site. We show off our watches. Do not be discouraged by criticism. The ability to excercise a little bit of tact can sometimes get lost with some people. There's no crime here, just a little shade of insensitivity. My advice is to repost your picture in the Omega picture gallery with a short review of your own, where it will sit proudly, as it should. JTB

Agreed although I can't think why he bothered. JTB

Welcome Rob. Your contributions to old RWG were immense and we are lucky to have you come over here. Hopefully the things that soured the old RWG are eradicated here and we can all have a more harmonious and less adversorial home in this new place. JTB

Welcome trianugs. JTB

Welcome panerai and I would never describe you as a rat.......a nice furry hamster maybe, but a rat NO. JTB

Did someone call me?

What can I say........

Ask Reg (Narikaa) if he's still got his balls. No......seriously.......ask him. JTB

Welcome Maikel. Pull up a chair, pour a drink and relax........it is home! JTB

Fitting that you copied it over here Ken. He deserves the glory. Drizz - I'm sure your signature statements alone have helped members immensely. Rock on! JTB

http://www.pmwf.com/Watches/WatchSchool/WS...pin%20bracelets JTB

Welcome back Lucas. JTB

Welcome cris. Hope you find the place to your liking. JTB

Welcome tedbearz. Only RWG Supporters are allowed to post items here. You can upgrade your membership to RWG Supporter through your Control Panel. JTB

INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story?????............................OH, Come on...take a guess! . Think about it You're going to love this!) And the moral is... You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

TT - fast becoming our in-house stand up comedian. JTB

Welcome one and all. The new site has got off to a great start. Please continue to spread the word to those who as yet may not be aware of our move. JTB

Many happy returns of the day drizz! JTB

This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!! Send your wife or girlfriend to do the task. A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!