jonthebhoy

Welcome brother! JTB

Eh? How many miles tae the gallon does that dae? JTB PS - If yer back afore next Tuesday, Rico and I are getting together (nae gay jokes noo!) tae talk about watches and Celtic. I know lots about Celtic.

Enough of this obfuscation and spit it out man! Okay then I'll just drill it out of you when I see you back here. JTB

Like dis one: JTB

Pictures?

He's chucked being a Gers supporter, on account of the fact that they're winning hee-haw this season, and moved over to the righteous side. Hail hail. JTB

Luv it!

Welcome jaime. Pull up a chair and relax. JTB

New balls please!

He was working without a net too!

If it's a woody you want: JTB

Can't take my eyes...............................off them GREEN trainers. Where's her colour coordination gone? JTB

No no......I was joking as a result of bully's post above! JTB

The "little blue guy" and the sub are genuine! Okay maybe the B2 as well. JTB

Hi Watcher. A big welcome to you and feel free to post some pictures of your new pannie in the Panerai Gallery. JTB

Good luck. Celtic have played them a few times over the years. JTB

Now where can I start with this? :lol:

I think that would be good Chris. Not sure though what I need to know although I never got to grips with the whole 'Layers' thing in Photoshop. JTB

Chris........GIVE IT NO MORE THAN 14 WINDS!!!!!

There's a Q&A section in joe's sub-forum. That would be the place to post.......or I could move this thread over there for you............. at no charge! JTB

I think I may spare alwyn's blushes by deleting this thread, even though he edited it.............however...........another day or two won't do any harm. JTB

Conversation in a Chinese Carry-Out Shop: Owner: Wash a waw. Customer: I’ll have a portion of sweet ‘n sour chicken and a portion of fried rice, please. Owner: Na….wash a waw. Customer: Look, I already said… I’ll have a portion of sweet ‘n sour chicken and a portion of fried rice, please. Owner: Na….wash a waw…..s’aw wet paint………you crown!

As part of our ongoing commitment to International Relations we are delighted to be able to offer our members an online correspondence course in Languages. This week the chosen Language is Chinese, and as with any of these learning experiences it is of critical importance that the phrases are read aloud, preferably in the company of solid reliable personnel who could vouch for you. Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes 1] That’s not right…………………………………… Sum ting wong 2] Are you harbouring a fugitive?………………… Hu yu hai ding? 3] See me ASAP……………………………………… Kum hia nou 4] Small Horse………………………………………. Tai ni po ni 5] Did you go to the beach?........................................ Wai yu so tan? 6] I bumped the coffee table………………………... Ai bang mai fa kin ni 7] I think you need a face lift……………………….. Chin tu fat 8] Its very dark in here………………………………Wai so dim? 9] I thought you were on a diet? …………………… Wai yu mun ching 10] This is a tow-away zone …………………………. No pah king 11] Our meeting was scheduled for next week……… Wai yu kum nao 12] Staying out of sight……………………………….. Lei Ying Lo 13] He’s cleaning his 4 X 4 …………………………... Wa shing ka 14] Have you NOT showered today? ………………… Yu stin ki pu 15] Great! well done. …………………………………. Fa kin su pah

BULLY! JTB