Pugwash

Sure, you get the one on the left. I'm keeping Betty - she's HOT.

I'm just back from Bangkok and, to be honest, getting deals is a full-time job and you end up with crap. The only decent watches I saw were either genuines, on peoples' wrists or in TTK's magic briefcase. As for work, I'm a UNIX Sysadmin.

Normally, I'd take Paypal, but because this has to be an under the table deal, for your protection, it has to be WU or a banker's draft. Sorry, but it's so that you get no paper trail linking you directly to the sale, as obviously, you can't tell anyone about it. I'll give you my Nigerian bank details in a PM.

Anyone that believes there's a Britney Spears Sex Tape doing the rounds may also be interested in this bridge I'm selling. It's such a shame they're knocking it down, but I've got the rights to dispose of the actual rubble, and for the right fee, I'm prepared to dismantle the bridge piece by piece and relocate it to your garden. Imagine being able to say you've actually got London Bridge in your garden! It's a deal, it's a steal. It's the sale of the fscking century. Oh, and I'll throw in the Princess Di sex tapes if you order in the next week.

Seriously, you believe a tape exists?

Ah, if you're not familiar with The Zigmeister, may I recommend that you read his expert forum? After that, read the document in his signature file. ps. He's in Canada and is widely respected as the number one replica movement expert.

Golfman and Fastaap.

I am an ex-pat Brit ... but I'll be back in the UK for good next year.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gift_horse It basically means "If it's free, don't complain"

Perfect timing. My 7753 196 just slipped its chrono second hand. It's reset at 2-sec instead of at 0-sec. Glue time it is, then.

And that's all she needs to say. If ever an argument has been driven into the weeds with an opening sentence, that was the sentence to do it. People, grow the [censored] up and clean up your acts. You're driving the girls away with your puerile avatars and sigs.

Hey, I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Woohoo!!! Hang on ... no watches as prizes?

I don't. I have an A-level in Art and in Art History and 4 O-levels. I have no professional qualifications. The reason is that most people without degrees just keep their mouths shut for fear of ridicule or being assumed stupid. As I fear neither, I can assure you, there are a lot of unqualified people that manage to be able to afford computers, just not as many as those so qualified.

You need to look up some definitions. Touching another persons genitals in a sexual manner, even through underwear, is pornographic. Your avatar is either from a sequence of pornographic photographs or is a screen capture from a pornographic movie. For instance, if I posted a photo of a grinning woman with man-fat on her face with no visible penis having delivered its payload, is it pornographic? You betcha. I await your rebuttal.

Oh? You reckon?

Me too. Hand-editing the recorded sequence makes me sound a lot less [censored] than I am.

Midi keyboard in Apple Garageband, hand-edited for the impossible bits.

If you want to hear some of my crap, click on the PoM link below and listen to the music on my video.

I have two watches to add. As soon as my Navitimer arrives, I'll post it and my Portuguese Chrono here.

So, you're now saying the reason you have sexy photos is because you want people working instead of spodding on the boards? That's a bit of a stretch. It's a good one, but I'm not buying it.

No problems.

You just don't get it. I feel sorry for you. Your pictures (avatar and sig) are of a sexual nature. If you can't understand that, you really need to just take everyone else's word for it. It's the sort of stuff that can get people in trouble at work. Not you, obviously, but other people. People you apparently have no respect for. Sorry to be the one to call you selfish as I enjoy your posts and find you a thoroughly decent chap apart from the enforced 'sexy pics'.

... and as if by magic, this week's Numb3rs decided to gift me with a close-up. It's a Pilot Chrono, not a Spit, but damn, I thought my observation skills were down to just watches now. That was until the dying seconds of the show when I spotted, not watch-related at all, a subtle in-joke. That's when I realised I was still on the ball for regular stuff. Phew. Real or Prop? Either way, they did the standard TV trick of starting the chrono before a shot. ps. The in-joke? Father and Son are sat at the TV, you can hear a faint TV theme on the TV and Rob Morrow (Agent Epps) points in shock at the TV as it fades to black. It was the theme to Taxi, the series Judd Hirsh (Alan Epps) starred in from 1978 to 1983. What next, Northern Exposure jokes?

I just thought I'd inform you I think your avatars and signatures are in exceedingly poor taste for a watch forum. I'll probably write a rebuttal to your narrow-minded post later. People like you are the reason AdBlock on Firefox is a good idea. Edd... he was asking the pr0npusher, not you.