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Mother: (turning off radio) liberal rubbish! Klaus! Klaus: Yeah? Mother: Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish? Klaus: 'Alibut. Mother: The jugged fish IS 'alibut! Klaus: Well, what fish 'ave you got that isn't jugged? Mother: Rabbit. Klaus: What, rabbit fish? Mother: Uuh, yes...it's got fins.... Klaus: Is it dead? Mother: Well, it was coughin' up blood last night. Klaus: All right, I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish. Voiceover: One dead unjugged rabbit fish later. Klaus: (putting down his knife and fork) Well, that was really 'orrible. Mother: Aaw, you're always complainin'! Klaus: Wha's for afters? Mother: Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart. Klaus: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart? Mother: Well, it's got *some* rat in it. Klaus: 'Ow much? Mother: Three. A lot, really. Klaus: Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it. Voiceover: One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later. Klaus: (putting down fork and knife) Appalling. Mother: Naw, naw, naw! Son: (coming in the door) 'Ello Mum. 'Ello Dad. Klaus: 'Ello son. Son: There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad! Klaus: Really? Mother: Where's it from? Son: Waddya mean? Mother: What's its diocese? Son: Well, it looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me... Klaus: (getting up and going out the door) I'll go and have a look. Mother: I don't know...kids bringin' 'em in here.... Son: It's not me! Mother: I've got three of 'em down by the bin, and the dustmen won't touch 'em! Klaus: (coming back in) Leicester. Mother: 'Ow d'you know? Klaus: Tattooed on the back o' the neck. I'll call the police. Mother: Shouldn't you call the church? Son: Call the church police! Klaus: All right. (shouting) The Church Police! (sirens racing up, followed by a tremendous crash) (the church police burst in the door) Detective: What's all this then, Amen! Mother: Are you the church police? All the police officers: (in unison) Ho, Yes! Mother: There's another dead bishop on the landing, vicar sargeant! Detective: Uh, Detective Parson, madam. I see... suffrican, or diocisian? Mother: 'Ow should I know? Detective: It's tatooed on the back o' their neck. (spying the tart) 'Ere, is that rat tart? Mother: yes. Detective: Disgusting! Right! Men, the chase is on! Now we should all kneel! (they all kneel) All: O Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Lester! *thunder* Voice of the Lord: The one in the braces, he done it! Klaus: It's a fair cop, but society's to blame. Detective: Agreed. We'll be charging them too. Klaus: I'd like you to take the three boddlabin into consideration. Detective: Right. I'll now ask you all to conclude this harrest with a hymn. All: All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The church has nigged them all. Amen.

Is it already been a year ago? I can`t be with the happy occasion as i`m going skiing for a week..............yeah. Rwg rocks Happy birthday!

There`s also such a saying as "absence makes the heart grow fonder". These things can and will make your relationship a lot stronger. And the guys overhere will not mind you being here 24/7.

No dealings with you, only wanting to know if you had a very nice time together these last few weeks. Can only try to imagine how hard it must be without your love being next to you.

@Stephane In which part of my post did you find me being rude towards you? Could you please re-read your own post again and try to see the humour in it, just as i did. Tjeeesh lighten up. I would have liked to use a lot of smiley`s so you would know it`s just good fun but the proxy site i`m on right now doesn`t allow me to use those. so here you go :) :) edit to say; WTF i just typed a sms smiley and it became one.

So you`re an old guy right? Runs and ducks

I`m trying to understand here so enlighten me. You have absolutely no idea how to open a watchback? You have absolutely no idea what tool to use? You have absolutely no idea how to close the case? You want to regulate your movement? I find this really funny. Before all these actions and questions i would go over to repair section and do a lot of reading. The Zigmeister and Edge have made some excellent tutorials wich you really need. Good luck. I got almost all of my tools from birdman. He sells on this board and has good quality.

"But it`s hard to see the love we shared.........with semen in my eyes"

Thanks for clearing and washing out my sinuses. There is water all over the place now. @Stephane Are you going to meet him?

Yeah right, you funny guy you......................an elephant............haha..........who does he think he`s kidding. If it was a sea elephant it would look like this wouldn`t it?

"This thread is now exceedingly off-topic" Sorry for that, i`m one of the guilty ones.

Hi Jack, If you would have used the searchbutton a bit, you would have found out for yourself they are no good. If you would click links on your screen you see some dealers who actualy deliver what they say they will. good luck

Sorry, wasn`t me! Never ever pm-ed you before and never ever got a pm back from you. That`s correct. Seeing you are in almost every topic giving your opinions it would be a nice gesture to the board and a good example to others to become a paying member. It was a week ago when Admin asked non-paying members to become payed ones and donations were welcome too. So RWG could have an upgrade. Never pm-ed anyone else with the question i have asked you. You`re the first i felt the urge to ask. Again, never spoke to you before Apologie accepted Now how about becoming a paid member?

I agree, and how about becoming a payed member after more than 1000 posts? You have to agree RWG has deserved your money.

He does, doesn`t he

This is mine; it`s not the volume that counts!

Boeruh, Boeruh, Boeruh! Sorry about that. It`s just something they (supporters of PSV) say when their team wins, and what they did so compelling, didn`t they? Boeruh, Boeruh, Boeruh!

Floris, keep in mind that TT weighs the same as a little truck and is as big.

Wisdom of the day: It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

I guess he bought a panerai from EL. @mickey, Relax, you`ll get your watch. A week is nothing. The best advice i once read is; Forget you ordered a watch and be pleasantly surprised when it arrives on your doorstep.

Lets all ask for additional pics and after that we all question the authenticity of it. Just some good old fashioned harassment fun.

Well i did see klink around

Exactly my point Ken (well i meant to say the same). I can`t understand either, there is no logic to it.

Nice isn`t it? Go to Rembrandplein and Leidseplein for all the bars and have some fun. If you want to see the girls go to the red light district (have the feeling you already knew that) Have fun.

This thread and all the accusations in it is remembering me off the old rwg. And i really don`t want those days back on this board. I really don`t understand what`s happening and why leonado is getting mad at pugwash and ttk. As i see it this is what happened; Leonado found out the the direct source to mbw watches, good on him. Leonado lets other people in on the location by pm, good on him Leonado gets really upset at pugwash because he did not give the adress and location to a member in a thread at trc. ??? Leonado gets really upset again when pugwash gets his mbw`s from his brother and show them to the board, wich he could get because Leonado gave him the adress. ??? Other people get upset because pugwash do not want to become a dealer nor does his brother. ??? So what`s this all about? Why is Leonado doing all of this, i really don`t get it. If he is mad at pugwash why did Leonado never start a thread with all the mbw info in it? If it`s logic to anyone, let me know please.