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Must be made from Musk Oxen... Any animals trying to hump your leg? TT

Thomas: There is nothing I can add that has not already been said... But... If I remember correctly, you posted one time in the past about leaving and you came back... I expect the same this time as well... You will take a much needed break... Wind down a bit... Return to some sort of normalcy... And ultimately, miss your friends... So I for one shall not say goodbye... But instead, have a nice vacation from RWG, and I look forward to your return... TT

I think Neil just earned his first Topic in the Bin... Moved... TT

I'm drooling... And my wallet is trembling... Mare Nostrum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1J61TlPxKE He's pretty damn good...

Oh my f*&^%ing gawd... I just blew my dinner... That's the funniest damn thing I've read all year...

Pug: With the level of your contribution to the board, I bet if you ask admin to up your storage, he just might grant it... Just a thought... TT

Nice work Pug... A notepad, pencil, & the pause button give me a lot of information... First I need t get a decent camera though... TT

Our primary job here is to protect people from being scammed... Be it from scam sites or scam individuals... Base is the latter... Run, don't walk... That is unless you're a gambler... TT

I'm still working with "Pick-Up Sticks" - remember them? Actually, after 20 years of marriage, my wife has figured out exactly what I can own in a Tool Box: A roll of duck tape and a can of WD40... If it's moving and it isn't suppose to - I can tape it... If it isn't moving and it is supposed to be - I can spray it... Other than, she says I'm S.O.L. TT PS: Speaking of Duck Tape - Did you know that Alaska is the Duck Tape Capital of the World?

See for yourself... Bee Video!

Sorry for your loss Estaban... Putting down a loving devoted pet is one of the hardest things to do in life... TT

Picked up this Hercules a few years back for 1300. It's a stunning piece in person...

Picked up last year here on the board a Cartier Santos 100 TT with full Rose Gold and an ETA movement. Simply love this watch and it wears well with my nicest suits...

The guy is nucking futs... Pretty Good!

GREAT to see ya Pho... Peak in a little more often... Alice Cooper and I went to different High Schools together... TT

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

JTB? Is your real name Harvey?

Classic...

1. Ye can properly pronounce ..... McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. 3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. 4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. 6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! 7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain faimly. 9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. 10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae swear wurds. 11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. 12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. 13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. 14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. 16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. 17. Ye learnt tae swear afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals . 19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin, clatty, boggin, cludgie, pished, get it up ye, wee beasties, erse bandit, amurny, away an bile yer heid, peely-wally, humphey backit, Ba'-heid, baw bag, dubble nugget. And finally...... A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon ?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'

Ahhh... Gotcha... You're review of the movie... I'm a little slow this morning... It is Sunday ya know...

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That was my thought...