An 85-year-old couple, having been married nearly 60 years, died in a car
crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to the
wife's interest in healthy food and exercise.
When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion,
which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and
jacuzzi. As they ooohed-and-aaahed, the old man asked Peter how much all
this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next, they went out back to see the championship golf course. They would
have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a new
one representing the great golf courses on earth.
The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
Again St. Peter's replied, "This is Heaven - you play for free."
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the
best of all the world's cuisines laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven... It's free!" Peter replied.
"Well, where are the low-fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked
timidly.
"That's the best part! You can eat as much as you like of whatever you
like; you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins... I
could have been here ten years ago!"