MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill ..And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON
Met a Pie man going to the fair .
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon ,
"Pies, you dumb ass!"
HUMPTY DUMPTY
Sat on a wall.. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings' horses And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs, for breakfast again
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
The cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock .
GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too,... 'cause he was gay.
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD A LITTLE CURL
Right in the middle of her forehead .
When she was good, she was very, very good .
But when she was bad ........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.