dluddy Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Saw this on another board and had to share. Keep reading the reviews because they get better as you go... Reviews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
By-Tor Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 This was great "I had pretty low expectations, given the bargain basement price, but I have been pleasantly surprised since getting this watch a few weeks ago. I have had it 3 weeks, and I have only had to adjust the time 6 times, an average of about twice a week. Not bad! I did notice that the crystal got a little cloudy when I wore it in the shower the other day, but as far as I can tell, no permanent damage was done, so I'm ok with that. I also noticed that the band seems to scuff easily, but a little black shoe polish solved that problem. Overall, one of the finest purchases I have ever made, and I am thinking about buying 5 more to give as gifts at Christmas." I bought this watch in the hopes that I would be able to keep track of time while I was scuba diving in volcanic lava. After only one 20 minute dive the watch stopped working for some reason. I sent it back to Zenith and they claimed the watch was not lava resistant past 30 feet. I was only diving in 20 feet of lava so I told the CEO to his face that he was a big fat liar. Then I drove to their manufacturing facility and broke in during the night to procure myself a new watch as they refused to replace the first ninety thousand dollar piece of crap I bought from them. Once insdide Zenith's top secret facilty I confirmed what I had suspected all along. A room full of Umpa Loompa's rebadging Casio G-Shock watches with a cheap titanium exterior and stamping $145,000 price tags on them. Thank god amazon.com convinces Zenith to allow a mark down of 40% of retail. Knowing that I'm saving $57,000 every time I purchase one of these turds keeps me coming back for more. Thanks Zenith for keeping the american dream of owning the ugliest most expensive watch money can buy alive and well. Those messages are the funniest damn thing I've read in a while. I bet it's the same guy writing them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 OMG...that was some of the funniest stuff I've read in awhile...HILARIOUS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronos twin Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 these are freaking awesome. I can't help but want to contribute something like this to more watches on Amazon. I'm still laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormTooper4 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 HHAHAHHAAHA Thats made my day thanks for posting that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patinga Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Very funny. Especially the guy at the end that gets mad at all the reviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spooky driver Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 at that price you would think they would have included a wrist shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gran Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 I quote "Whether you are stepping over homeless urchins as you sneer at them whilst you navigate the grubby streets of your town on the way to your business, stiffing yet another waitress of her tip because the coffee was not hot enough yet again or slapping a strippers bottom as she calls you "Daddy" you are sure to be "the man" with this watch on your wrist. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swdivad Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 I see that many people writing in about this watch are mocking the expense. I understand; it's a tough economy and it's difficult to justify spending this kind of money unless you're truly affluent. However, I have bought this watch and find it to be a very special timepiece. It's the extra touches in a fine piece of horological craftsmanship that make it a wonder to wear. For example, the bracelet could easily stand up on its own as fine jewelry, and the tourbillon movement ensures perfect timekeeping. Additionally, I found that the laser gun built into the screw-down crown is good for fighting off the unclean rabble as they beg for pennies when your limousine passes by. In short, if you're looking for both a classy and well-built timepiece, look no further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modelizer Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Great find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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modelizer Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Oh, and there is nothing more convincing then being Pimp smacked by Jesus! True dat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bike Mike Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 I just spit out my coffee. Those were great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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