Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas, Sorry, Holiday Songs

[KB]

10. Chestnuts Roasting on an Environmentally-friendly Fuel Source

9. Rudolph, the Endangered and Exploited Specie

8. We Three Politically Oppressive Patriarchs

7. Rocking Around the Recycled, Flame-retardant, Artificial Christmas Tree

6. All I Want For Christmas is a Dental Plan

5. Frosty the Snowperson

4. I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus for Sexual Harassment

3. I'm Dreaming of a Racially Diverse Christmas

2. I'll Be Home For Ramadan (or Chanukah or Kwanzaa or Winter Solstice or . . .)

1. We Wish You a Non-sectarian Holiday

Ken

[Nanuq]

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[Nanuq]

The Top 12 Walmart Wines for Christmas:

1. Chateau Traileur Parc
   
2. White Trashfindel
   
3. Big Red Gulp
   
4. Grape Expectations
   
5. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
   
6. NASCARbernet
   
7. Chef Boyardeaux
   
8. Peanut Noir
   
9. Chateau des Moines
   
10. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
    
11. World Championship Riesling
    
12. Nasti Spumante
    

[chronoluvvv]

haha, keep 'em coming folks !

[ChipSlap]

My favorite Christmas song is Christmas in Las Vegas by Richard Cheese:

Christmas in Las Vegas

Decorate your tree with chips

Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe

While that angel strips

Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red

In a casino made out of gingerbread

Christmas in Las Vegas

It's a trip!

The wise men are rolling sevens

The elves are doubling down

Light a candle, and pull the handle

I love that jingling sound

Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy

Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy

Christmas in Las Vegas

What a town!

Santa brought me two aces

I wonder if I should split?

Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think

What would Jesus hit?

The strip lights are all twinkling

There's no room at the inn

But because 'tis the season

They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!

Christmas in Las Vegas

It's Bethlehem with Bling!

Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings

'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings

Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!

Cha cha cha ching

I said Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!

[maxman]

Great thread guys,keep um comming

[Martyd3]

My favorite X rated Christmas song ... I Saw Mommy Laying Santa Clause