KB Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 10. Chestnuts Roasting on an Environmentally-friendly Fuel Source 9. Rudolph, the Endangered and Exploited Specie 8. We Three Politically Oppressive Patriarchs 7. Rocking Around the Recycled, Flame-retardant, Artificial Christmas Tree 6. All I Want For Christmas is a Dental Plan 5. Frosty the Snowperson 4. I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus for Sexual Harassment 3. I'm Dreaming of a Racially Diverse Christmas 2. I'll Be Home For Ramadan (or Chanukah or Kwanzaa or Winter Solstice or . . .) 1. We Wish You a Non-sectarian Holiday Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Best Christmas Decorations, for 2010! Most Efficient Christmas Decorations: Most Efficient Christmas Decorations, runner-up: Most Likely to Cause a Traffic Incident: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 The Top 12 Walmart Wines for Christmas: Chateau Traileur ParcWhite TrashfindelBig Red GulpGrape ExpectationsDomaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"NASCARbernetChef BoyardeauxPeanut NoirChateau des MoinesI Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!World Championship RieslingNasti Spumante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronoluvvv Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 haha, keep 'em coming folks ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChipSlap Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 My favorite Christmas song is Christmas in Las Vegas by Richard Cheese: Christmas in Las Vegas Decorate your tree with chips Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe While that angel strips Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red In a casino made out of gingerbread Christmas in Las Vegas It's a trip! The wise men are rolling sevens The elves are doubling down Light a candle, and pull the handle I love that jingling sound Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy Christmas in Las Vegas What a town! Santa brought me two aces I wonder if I should split? Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think What would Jesus hit? The strip lights are all twinkling There's no room at the inn But because 'tis the season They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn! Christmas in Las Vegas It's Bethlehem with Bling! Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings 'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings Christmas in Las Vegas really swings! Cha cha cha ching I said Christmas in Las Vegas really swings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Great thread guys,keep um comming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyd3 Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 My favorite X rated Christmas song ... I Saw Mommy Laying Santa Clause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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