HauteHippie Posted November 10, 2006 Report Posted November 10, 2006 #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
insane Posted November 10, 2006 Report Posted November 10, 2006 I think this post appeals more to our US members. Am I wrong?
Pugwash Posted November 10, 2006 Report Posted November 10, 2006 I think this post appeals more to our US members. Am I wrong? You're not wrong. Us Europeans know that all those points are trumped by the retort: #1: Guns don't have [censored].
KB Posted November 10, 2006 Report Posted November 10, 2006 #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. Umm.....................Yes well whatever floats yer boat I suppose Ken
HauteHippie Posted November 10, 2006 Author Report Posted November 10, 2006 You're not wrong. Us Europeans know that all those points are trumped by the retort: #1: Guns don't have [censored]. Hehe, that was actually my first reaction when I first read the list as well.... But it does make alot of good points nevertheless.
hk45ca Posted November 10, 2006 Report Posted November 10, 2006 A gun will kill you quickly.and so will a woman
Pugwash Posted November 10, 2006 Report Posted November 10, 2006 and so will a woman No, they drag it out, painfully.
HauteHippie Posted November 10, 2006 Author Report Posted November 10, 2006 No, they drag it out, painfully. Exactly!!!!
yepme Posted November 11, 2006 Report Posted November 11, 2006 A gun will kill you quickly. A firearm can save you from an attacker if you hone your skills, but it doesn't have boobies
jonthebhoy Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 What was it John Lennon once wrote? 'Happiness is a warm gun' And look what it did for him! JTB
chrisbailey86 Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 although very american, was a good joke!
Craytonic Posted November 14, 2006 Report Posted November 14, 2006 I fear a woman much more than any gun.
HauteHippie Posted November 14, 2006 Author Report Posted November 14, 2006 a good joke! And that's the important part.....
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