HauteHippie Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 A gun will kill you quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 I think this post appeals more to our US members. Am I wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 I think this post appeals more to our US members. Am I wrong? You're not wrong. Us Europeans know that all those points are trumped by the retort: #1: Guns don't have [censored]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. Umm.....................Yes well whatever floats yer boat I suppose Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauteHippie Posted November 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 You're not wrong. Us Europeans know that all those points are trumped by the retort: #1: Guns don't have [censored]. Hehe, that was actually my first reaction when I first read the list as well.... But it does make alot of good points nevertheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk45ca Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 A gun will kill you quickly.and so will a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 and so will a woman No, they drag it out, painfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauteHippie Posted November 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 No, they drag it out, painfully. Exactly!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk45ca Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Exactly!!!! not if they shoot you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yepme Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 A gun will kill you quickly. A firearm can save you from an attacker if you hone your skills, but it doesn't have boobies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 What was it John Lennon once wrote? 'Happiness is a warm gun' And look what it did for him! JTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbailey86 Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 although very american, was a good joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craytonic Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 I fear a woman much more than any gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauteHippie Posted November 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 a good joke! And that's the important part..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dario33 Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Bravo...I chuckled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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