KB Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Hang on did you catch that? The boss wants to laugh so hard he snorts milk through his nose! Milk??? Wimp Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramerica2 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Roadster Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Happy holidays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromag Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Free Platinum Membership!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eduardor Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Great joke! can't stop laughing here is another: A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
integlspwr Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I hope i get it =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtguk Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Jonny is in the classroom and the teacher asks him, Jonny, there are three birds sitting on the fence, the farmer shoots one so how many are there left? Jonny says, none miss cos the others flew away when the farmer shot one. Teacher says that's the wrong answer Jonny but i like your way of thinking. Jonny says Miss, there are three ladies walking down the road, one is unwrapping an ice lolly, the other is licking an ice lolly, and the other is sucking an ice lolly, which one is married Miss? Teacher says, the one that is sucking the ice lolly is married Jonny. Jonny says, no miss, the one that's wearing the wedding ring........but I like your way of thinking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtguk Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Jonny comes home from school early on hearing a noise upstairs goes up and sees his mum on top of his dad. He closes the door and goes back down stairs. His mother on hearing the door close jumps from the bed gets dressed and rushes downstairs. She asks Jonny if everything is okay to which he replies yes but what were you doing to dad. Well you know your dad has got a fat tummy I was bouncing up and down to flatten it. Jonny replies you are wasting your time Mum, when you go out the lady next door comes in and she blows it up again....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtguk Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 A man knocks on the door of a brothel. When the madame opens the door, there's a man with no arms or legs. She asks "What do you want?" He replies "Sex of course" She says "but you've got no arms or legs, you can't have sex" He says "Why not? I knocked on the door didn't I?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtguk Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 And finally.........I got a lotta love for RwG because....... forget the watches, and guys picking apart the latest and greatest from the dealers, the constant tug that my wallet takes from browsing here on a daily basis over the last 18 mths, forget all that I love it and call Rwg my home because of all the fantastic members that I have had the good grace to meet and deal with since finding here.......have a great and prosperous rest of the year guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffy33333 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 We wishes you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas , we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year... A Bit early too, but who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tech Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 T....I still am unable to upgrade....it it fixed yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Watchgeek Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Amazing pictures can't believe it's almost Xmas again ! Please out me into the draw thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 good on admin and the moderator crew for the spirit of charity. I am happy to purchase one year's platinum membership plus sponsor another member for the same, if the admin can somehow arrange this. Thank you and Happy Yuletide all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asciwhite Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) I am in Edited November 21, 2012 by ASCIWhite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modelizer Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Here's my contribution to keep the RWG x-mas spirit up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vafarmer70 Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I love this guys signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALEX.CPA Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I like this forum coz its "turd-free". Need I add more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoever Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 am i late?????? edit: what the heck could i say more? I'm here EVERY day, and this for the last 2 years! EVEN if i have to pay ROAMING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panermaniac Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I love this place - I check in here more times a day than I could count, and every time I do I learn something, I see random acts of kindness, I laugh, and I see a community that takes care of its members.... what's not to love! I don't believe in beating my kids. I just dress them in Justin Bieber t-shirts and Crocs and let the other kids at school do it for me. - Adam Sandler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogold Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Very nice. Have not been here for a while since being unemployed for two years not really in the market for any new wrist candy, but always fun to look at what is happening. Happy Holidays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bailford Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I was shut out for a couple of days but so happy to be back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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