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Joe Arpaio


jonthebhoy

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TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY

SHERIFF( ARIZONA ) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

These are some of the reasons why:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from

spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison complex.

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for

them.

He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and took away their

weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says:

"they're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they

can assault innocent people when they leave."

He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and

city projects and save taxpayer's money.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for

discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order

that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but

only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied: "so these morons will

know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."

He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore

a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them,

"This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he

pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture

series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that

actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might

even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first

place.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees

just set a new record for June 2nd), the Associated Press reports: About

2,000 inmates living in a barbed- wire-surrounded tent encampment at the

Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their

government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were chatting in

the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees. "This is hell. It

feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for

2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna

sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished

for their crimes -not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to

go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on

taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for

themselves."

Wednesday he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in

the tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are

living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing

full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any

crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! If all prisons were like yours there would be a lot

less crime and we would not be in the current position of running out of

prison spaces.

Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff in Maricopa County , Arizona.

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It's 100% true - I live in AZ. The guy has posse's running around, and the bologna is actually green. If people start trouble in the lunch area, they have a "nutriloaf" for a meal. It's all the days food ground up in a processor, baked and served. Damn good reason to stay out of JA's prison....

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I absolutely love the man...whenever Fox have him on ....I always tune into him.... a man aftre my own heart.,.....!

As my dad used to say......"hanging's too good for the bastards......it's a good kick up the [censored] withe a steel toecapped boot that's needed"....lovely man my Dad...!

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